Man, that is one needy donkey.

Sully the Saint Bernard doesn't appreciate that such human concepts as "making a living" and "working hours" interfere with his quality time with his person. So when his person arrives home, he demands quality time in the form of slobbery hugs (and hugs are not optional when your dog weighs as much as a couch).

This may make me a terrible person, but I'm starting to think I love it when animals become friends more than I like my own friends. My friends are cool any everything, but shit like this is just too adorable for words.

The production value on this is cheesy as hell but OMG THAT KITTEN. That might be the cutest kitten of them all in the whole wide world. Do not show Maleficent that kitten because she will lose her shit.

The obvious question one should ask after watching this video of a kitten popping two water balloons and then fleeing to someplace that isn't a wet nightmare is: has the insane serial water ballooner who filled this bucket with ammunition been apprehended yet? Because if the answer is "no," then a manhunt needs…

We all remember Maru and Hana, don't we? They're a once-great comedy duo of cats (similar to Abbott and Costello, only with more butt-licking) looking to recapture their former glory. Maru's still in his cups most nights, but when he's not, his timing is impeccable.

Oscar the kitten is adorably clueless about everything, but I guess that's what being a kitten is all about.

Here is a flat-faced kitten version of that scene from Fight Club where Edward Norton punches himself in a parking lot. Meanwhile, its owner looks on and laughs at it. I am Flat-Faced Kitten's Burning Humiliation.

Admittedly, there are worse wake-up calls than an adorable Oreo-colored nugget of joy poking you in the face repeatedly. (My alarm is pretty bad, for instance, even though I set it as the "Salute Your Shorts" theme song.) But Old Deuteronomy here is not amused.

We need this today.

DeAnne Smith, one of those unreasonably talented people who can both play music AND make jokes, stuffed a bunch of nerdy pickup lines into a song and played it for everyone on YouTube. “Nerdy Love Song” is wonderful, and not just because it contains a masterful sans serif joke — it also features a troublemaking…

DOG
Derpty doo, yummy yummy bone, bone, I love my bo—

This cat is about to go HAM on a Matchbox Ferrari. Girl, I feel you — fuck consumerism.

This kitten isn't winning any MacArthur Fellowships anytime soon.

I'll take three 36 oz. kitty big gulps to go, please!

Pancake, a flat-faced, croaky-meow kitten, enjoys nibbling on watermelon slices. It helps him cool off during the hot summer months, and, also, it makes him look way more adorable than he would if he were, say, peeing on a stack of old magazines or disemboweling couch cushions.

Recall, if you will, Bruce Springsteen's contribution to The Wrestler soundtrack.

You know how after a looooong day of school/work/crying/laughing/loving/living, you're all, "Give me all the drinks before I start knocking over EVERYTHING?" This kitten gets it.

Sloth Love Chunk(y kitty). And we love Sloth and Kitty. Pretty sure this is the adorable animal version of the MMA Octagon.

This is what the internet was made for? I think? Or maybe this is what destroys the internet. Who knows.