Up until, oh, 15 minutes ago, I had plans to enjoy this morning’s Dirt Bag. I was going to lead the blog with a stupid theory about Drake Bell and Josh Peck and weddings and strange shirtless photos and being a pawn in a former Nickelodeon star’s stupid game. But then I learned that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have…
The September issues, they do encroach, but Harper’s Bazaar has got an early lead in this race of shifting fashion seasons by deeming the Kardashian Wests the faces of fall fashion 2016 (along with supermodels Lara Stone, Natasha Poly and my fave Lindsay Wixson). Just look at the curl on Kim’s lashes!
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we read a headline about Justin Bieber impregnating Kourtney Kardashian, throw up our breakfast, shamefully clean up our desk, throw up again after being reminded of the pregnancy, and decide to keep working from the vomit-covered desk because nothing matters now that the plot of …
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we continue last week’s format and break down the “news” by topic—not magazine—because it’s what I feel like doing. This week, conflicting reports of Kimye/Gwake splits, identical reports of Bennifer 2.0's reconciliation, and an irritating disconnect between cover headline and inside…
Wiz Khalifa and the rest of the world woke up to "technically single" Amber Rose "Fleekin," "MILFIN" and "Slayin" on Instagram yesterday morning, the way one does when one "doesn't have time for a man right now." Yet something inside of me says that Wiz, from whom Amber split in September over cheating rumors, is…
Recording artist Kanye West (L) and Kim Kardashian West attend the 2014 LACMA Art + Film Gala honoring Barbara Kruger and Quentin Tarantino presented by Gucci at LACMA on November 1, 2014 in Los Angeles, California.
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are so anxious to please us and themselves and the cameras and the world that they put a lot of thought into their outfits. Doing the Lord's work, Katie Burroughs and Kathleen Lee had the bright idea to recreate some of those famous Koordinated Kimye photos for their Tumblr and Instagram
We live in a world where the hunky dude who officiated Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's Florentine wedding is getting his very own reality show. Rich Wilkerson Jr. will costar with his wife, DawnCheré. Either it'll be absolutely riveting or every bit as boring as watching paint dry.
Last night's Keeping Up With the Kardashians finale featured Kimye's European wedding festivities—like Kim's bachelorette party, in which her friends basically admitted that she and Kanye were sort of together when she was marrying Kris Humphries.
Baby North West, the offspring of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, has made her solo modeling debut (her non-solo modeling debut, as you may recall, occurred in the pages of Vogue, wherein she posed with her parents and also Kris Jenner clasped her like a voracious Titan).
Ariana Grande — a tiny singer with the voice of an angel, the hair of an anthropomorphic unicorn and, perhaps, the curse of a demon upon her mortal soul — is maybe dating rapper Big Sean.
Sock magnate Rob Kardashian has apparently cut off all contact with sisters Kim and Khloe in the weeks since he bailed on Kim's Florentine nuptials. According to a source, he is "not in a good place." (Is that place "not wanting to be told that he's destroying the family with his butt circumference"? Because I think…
Baby North West turned one yesterday, and Kimye decided to celebrate in an intimate gathering. LOLOLOL NO.
Wearing a terribly unflattering Balmain rope dress on a $20 million yacht in Cannes, Kim Kardashian gave her first interview since her wedding last month to Kanye West. She mostly discussed her parenting style, saying she's "strict" with North on naps and sleeping in her own crib, while inadvertently throwing shade at…
On a panel about technology and culture at Cannes, Kanye West gave an elaborate account of all the work that went into Instagramming that wedding photo of himself and Kim Kardashian: 4 days of ceaseless toil, plus goddess only knows what filter. No one said that being part of the #WorldsMostTalkedAboutCouple was easy.
Rumor has it that Mrs. Kim Kardashian Thomas Humphries West has expressed interest in a non-reality-TV line of work: ruining music.
Now that the great national slightly-puzzling-fever-dream that was the Kimye wedding has drawn to a close, we as a society will go on receiving little scraps of media pertaining to the event until the moment we're all swallowed up by the sea. So it was written, so it shall be.
When asked whether or not he identifies as a feminist, Pharrell said he'd like to be one—he supports women and all that—but he's just not sure if it's "possible." Good news, Pharrell! Setting aside academic dialogues about whether male-identified humans should identify as feminists or feminist allies (because I don't…
What did you ask Santa for Christmas last year? Was it a poorly shot video of your favorite boy band smoking weed and saying a bunch of ridiculous shit? Well, never say Santa isn't real or that he doesn't love you, because the bastard finally delivered.
I don't know about you, but I think it's beautiful. And I'm going to need about a gallon of Bud Lite to take the edge off the feelings I've had covering this. Everyone to Florence for my wedding next, please!
