Do Not Believe What You Read About Kelly Ripa’s Fingernails
There is a nasty rumor going around town that must be cleared up immediately. Perhaps you’ve heard it! Perhaps you…
Stedman, Who Art Thou?
Today I learned the first ever thing I’ve ever learned about Stedman, enigma, sit-in for Golden Globes cutaways, not…
No West/Kardashian/Disick Birthday Party Is Complete Without Mermaids
I have crawled out of my Orange is the New Black season four k-hole to let you all know that North West and Penelope…
I'm So Happy That Britney Spears Is Happy
Since first hopping aboard Mickey Mouse’s Coaster Of Long-Term Emotional Repercussions in the early 90s, Britney Spears…
Ellen Pompeo Thought The Emmys Were Racist and Embarassing
Like many of us, Ellen Pompeo was not into the Emmys. She took particular offense to the stinkbomb of an awards show…
Kanye Pitches Baby Photos To Vogue, Anna Wintour's Like 'As If'
Kanye West's latest pipe dream is to reveal North's first baby photos in American Vogue. While 'Ye certainly has a…
Today in Do Not Want: Pix of Justin Bieber Naked With a Guitar
While the last bastion between us and Justin Bieber's ass has been little more than thin cotton boxers for awhile now,…
Kathie Lee Wished Hoda a Happy B-Day by Channinging All Over Her Tatum
You know, there were plenty of super-important celebrity news stories we could kick this morning off with (K-Fed got…
Taylor Swift: 'There's a Special Place in Hell for Women Who Don't Help Other Women'
"As she sits drinking lavender lemonade,*" Taylor Swift tells Vanity Fair that everyone—including, and especially,…
Country Singer Mindy McCready Kills Herself One Month After Boyfriend's Suicide
Long-suffering country music singer Mindy McCready was found dead via a gunshot wound to the head yesterday afternoon…
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Can't Agree On Matrimonial Tattoos Because Life is Hard
OK! Magazine, which obviously rivals the Washington Post and the New Yorker in terms of quality, accuracy and general…
K-Fed's Brother Calls Britney a 'Maniac' and Says He's the 'True Father' of Sean Preston
Oh, these kooks! I missed them so much! Having Britney/K-Fed drama back in my news feed isn't quite as magical as…
Whoops, Jessica Simpson Accidentally Got Pregnant Again
In the immortal words of the classic holiday song: Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but Jessica Simpson is…
Kim Kardashian Will Bring Peace Milkshakes to Middle East
After being roundly chastised for having—I mean, I guess, kind of—an opinion of sorts on the Israel-Palestine conflict…
Dog Custody Gets Ugly
When Tiger and Elin broke up, both wanted the dogs. For stars and regular Joes alike, pet custody-battles have gotten…
Demi Lovato Sex Tape "Will Surface Soon"
- More bad news for Demi Lovato: A source who worked on her summer tour says the Disney star was, "no stranger to filming…
15 Unlikely & Ill-Advised Celebrity Attempts At Rap
Since the invention of rap, celebrities have operated under the mistaken assumption that anyone who can speak over a…
Donald Trump Tries To Buy Controversial NYC Mosque Site
- Donald Trump has offered to buy the site where a Muslim group wants to build a mosque so he can move it further from…
Paris Hilton, Oliver Stone Accused Of Being Nazi Sympathizers
- Paris Hilton is allegedly making the Nazi salute while wearing a military-style hat in a picture taken on a yacht in…
Mel Gibson Accused Of Domestic Violence; Fergie Wants To Quit Black Eyed Peas
- Today Mel Gibson's camp put the word out that he's filed a restraining order against his ex Oksana Grigorieva. However,…