The new royal baby has a name: Prince Louis Arthur Charles. A new tiny baby with a right propah unwieldy Anglo name! Oh, hip, hip, huzzah!!!

Psychic Holly Willoughby appeared on Monday’s episode of the U.K’s This Morning to capitalize on baby mania for the newest addition to the royal family. Willoughby seems to be something of a prop psychic, predicting the assigned gender of Kate Middleton’s baby with a little help from a fruit.

After a long country idyll, Will and Kate and kiddos are returning to London. But first they want more room in Kensington Palace, and accommodating them means putting a two-story basement under the Orangery. (You know—where you keep the oranges.) Problem is, mega-basements are a very touchy subject in the tonier parts…

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Kensington Palace issued a letter Friday appealing to the media to stop publishing unauthorized photos of Prince George, who has become subject to “an increasing number of incidents of paparazzi harassment.”