Here's a Ken Doll Prison Shank Presented With Little Comment
Is that a shiv in your abdomen, or are you just happy to see me?
Lady Murders Ken for Sleeping with Barbie in Insane Music Video
Margaret Cho tweeted Oh No Fiasco's new music video earlier today, and it's wonderfully bizarre. I'll give a million…
Apparently You Weren't the Only One Who Always Suspected Your Ken Dolls Were Gay
Remember the freak out that happened when Mattel released Earring Magic Ken in the 1990's? Dolled up in a purple mesh…
See Barbie And Ken's Dream Wedding Album
"I'm laughing alone looking these photos, so I hope it's the same for people looking at them," says wedding…
Ken's "Buddy" Named Allan Is A Real Doll
Who needs Barbie when you have your own homoerotic pal? Ken and Allan look really close. And really happy. Full image…
Barbie And Ken Break Up, And It's All Greenpeace's Fault
Greenpeace just totally broke up Barbie and Ken. When a surprisingly flamboyant Ken learns the truth about his…
Barbie And Ken's Internet Flirting Is Weird
America's most famous plastic couple broke up around Valentine's Day 2004. Thanks to a digital campaign by Mattel, they…
Ken's Nefarious Plot To Win Barbie Back
Ken and Barbie split in 2004, but now he's mounting a campaign to win her back by Valentine's Day. While some hope…
Barbie Rips Off Aqua's "Barbie Girl" For Her Own "Do The Barbie" Dance
Apparently hoping that parents will forget the original lyrics to Aqua's stupid bang-you-over-the-head with sexual…
From An Earnest Essay On Barbie's Boyfriend, Ken:
"Impossibly patient and unfailingly loyal, he's always waiting for her at the altar and always will be until his…
Ashley Olsen's Fashionista Wedding?
- Is Ashley Olsen getting married? The National Enquirer thinks so. It'll happen on the French Riviera next summer; she…
Parents Of Transgender Boys Take Different, Provocative Paths
There is a fascinating story up on NPR's website about two little boys who wish they were girls, and the different…