This Week In Tabloids: John Travolta and Kelly Preston's Marriage Is 'Bizarre,' But It's Also Fine

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we read the headline “JOHN & KELLY: INSIDE THEIR BIZARRE MARRIAGE” and start laughing to ourselves in public. This week, Angelina Jolie is a freakin’ liar, John Travolta and Kelly Preston are freakin’ weirdos, and William and Kate are freakin’ King and Queen.

John Travolta and Kelly Preston Squash Gay Rumors by Vacationing on Magical Island of Homosexual Pleasures

The Greek island of Mykonos—the "gay capital of the Mediterranean"—probably isn't where I would go if I were trying to quell rumors about my secret gay touchings, but, you know, everyone's a special snowflake. John Travolta and Kelly Preston were photographed walking hand-in-hand through the streets of the lovely…