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Whoops, Says Lindsay Lohan—My Mom Totally WASN'T on Cocaine and It's Actually My DAD I Hate

It's a classic mistake! I can't tell you the number of times I've accidentally phoned my dad at 4 am to let him know that my mom was the devil and that she'd kidnapped me in a cocaine-fueled rampage and that he should call the police—only to realized later that my mom was actually just catching up on Reader's Digest…

In today's Times of London, Keith Richards, for some inexplicable reason, is allowed to free-associate on, of all things, fashion. Behold: "Fashion thinks more about me than what I think about it. I just wore what I wore and people noticed. The sexiest thing a woman could wear? Being stark f***ing naked....I don't do…

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Keith Richards, in a shocking revelation, admits that he smokes weed! Gee, maybe he did other drugs too! •Tennis player Andy Roddick announced his engagement to swimsuit model Brooklyn Decker last week. The odd pairing of an athlete and a gorgeous blonde is raising eyebrows across the gossip world. • Sad news: Sean…