Royals Sucked Into Social Media Fandom Troll Hell
Kensington Palace is being dragged, fingernails scrabbling hopelessly at the marble floors, into the great fiery…
Meghan Markle Met Rescue Dogs While Kate Middleton Went to the Opera
Both the Duchess of Cambridge and the Duchess of Sussex left the house today. Kate visited the costume department of…
This Week in Tabloids: Kate's a Red Herring!! Meghan's Real Royal Nemesis Is Charlotte!!!!
Welcome to Midweek Madness, Jezebel’s weekly tabloid roundup that I’m gonna hijack for just a second to say bye! I’m…
SHOCKING: Kate Middleton Drove a Car
Breaking news from London!!!!
You Can Live in Kate and Pippa Middleton's Old London Flat for $2.5 Million
In 2018, Kate and Pippa Middleton are royal and royal-adjacent, but over a decade ago, they were just a couple of…
Unwrapping the Beef: Meghan Markle and Kate Middleton's Maybe-Fake Feud
No doubt you’ve heard the news: ROYAL FEUD! According to the notoriously bloodthirsty British tabloids, anyway.
Don't Worry, Kate and Meghan WILL Spend Christmas Together
With the entire world looking on, willing four grown people they’ve never met to fully embody a made-for-TV holiday…
This Week in Tabloids: Charles and Camilla Are Royally Fucked!
What a terrible time to be alive. Except for today. Because it is Midweek Madness, Jezebel’s weekly tabloid roundup…
This Week in Tabloids: Meghan Markle Exists, As Do Kate Middleton's Kids
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where the Meghans are Markle and the only winner of the gig economy is reality…
The Banana Knew
Psychic Holly Willoughby appeared on Monday’s episode of the U.K’s This Morning to capitalize on baby mania for the…
The Third Royal Baby Hath Arriveth
The third royal baby has arrived, with just enough time to enjoy a little time in the sun before The Great Wedding…
Who the Fuck Are All These People? A Guide to the Cast of Characters for the Royal Wedding
The royal wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle resembles nothing so much as a franchise reboot, or perhaps the…
Ryan Seacrest Will Host E!’s Oscar’s Red Carpet Show, But Celebs May Not Stop to Chat With Him
For over a decade, Ryan Seacrest has been as much of a fixture on the Oscars red carpet as assistants on the verge of…
Dakota Johnson Was NOT Staring at Angelina Jolie When Jennifer Aniston Presented at the Golden Globes
While doing her least favorite activity in the world (promoting a movie in the Fifty Shades series), Dakota Johnson was…
HRH Prince George of Cambridge Condescends to Start Prep School
Prince George, 4-year-old heir to the throne of the United Kingdom, set off for his first day of prep school today. He…
Kate Middleton Is Carrying Another Royal Baby In Her Womb
Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge, is expecting her third child with Prince William, the Prince of Williams.…
Pippa Middleton Marries Hedge Fund Guy in Lavish Ceremony
Philippa Charlotte “Pippa” Middleton, the 33-year-old little sister of Kate Middleton, wed millionaire hedge fund…
Rude London Marathoner Shoots Prince William With Water While Kate Middleton Smirks
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge showed up to the London Marathon on Sunday to hand out water and cheer on runners,…
Prince William and Kate Middleton's Paris Trip Looks Boring As Hell
Prince William has presumably been released from the royal doghouse following his bout of ill-advised dad dancing, and…
Kate Middleton Is Not Pleased With Will's Dad Dancing at the Club
Prince William may be in deeper trouble than mere grousing from the tabloids; he might, in fact, be in the royal…