If you're heading home for the holidays and are worried that your parents might be lying in wait to interrogate you about why you've chosen to die alone, they have a new weapon in their arsenal: Michael Lohan is married to Kate Major. Michael Lohan has found love. How are you worse than Michael Lohan?
Right around the moment Dakota Fanning made out with Kristen Stewart-as-Joan Jett in The Runaways, you may have realized that she's segued from her super-driven, super-child-actressy days (see: Amy Poehler's SNL sendup) to her eyeliner-skinny jeans-posing-for-Marc Jacobs-ads-going-to-Coachella period. But the Kote's…
Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. One of them panicked and drowned, but the other one kicked his little legs until he churned that cream into butter and walked out. And then Kate Major and Michael Lohan announced they were having a child, and the surviving mouse was like "What the fuck, didn't you just file a…
When a guy has been doing cocaine "all night" and then throws a remote at a woman's head, handcuffs her to a bed and "forcefully" has sex with her, that's rape, right? As far as trainwreckery goes, Kate Major — former Star magazine reporter, former girlfriend of Jon Gosselin, and current ex of Michael Lohan — really…
Michael Lohan was arrested early this morning after cops in Tampa, Florida, received a domestic violence phone call from his home. The AP reports Lohan was charged with battery on his girlfriend.
This most recent (and final) season of Celebrity Rehab went off the rails last night. Michael Lohan, father to Lindsay and patient at Casa del Rehab, blew a gasket when a tabloid website published a photo of himself kissing one of the lesser Real Housewives of New Jersey (Kim G.) When his famewhorey…
Today in Tweet Beat, Michael Lohan broke up with Kate Major (Jon Gosselin's ex) and now they're feuding on Twitter. He claims she's a prostitute, she claims he's a cokehead. Also, celebs are stoked about overturning Prop 8.
