All Hail Kaitlyn, The Bachelorette's Reigning Makeout Queen
“I feel you are here to make out with a bunch of dudes on TV,” Ian, a contestant on The Bachelorette this season, told…
Chris Harrison Reads Aloud Tweets Calling Bachelorette Kaitlyn a Whore
Monday night’s Men Tell All episode of The Bachelorette, when Kaitlyn’s rejects come back to pretend they still care…
Watch the Dumbest Dudefight to Ever Air on The Bachelorette
During last week’s episode of The Bachelorette, Kaitlyn’s obvious final two dudes, Shawn and Nick, had a pretty stupid…
Bachelorette Decides Honesty Is the Best Policy, Fucks and Tells
“It’s hard for me to admit it but we had sex,” Kaitlyn told Shawn during Monday night’s episode of The Bachelorette, as…
'Are You in Love With Me?': Bachelorette Kaitlyn Is Put on the Spot
Throughout this season of The Bachelorette, the rules that govern this world we know and love have been (sort of)…
Kaitlyn Has S-E-X, Throws Bachelorette Universe Into Utter Disarray
Monday night’s episode of The Bachelorette was bound to be the one when things would come to a head: Kaitlyn, already…
Watch Self-Described Bachelorette 'Catch' Ian Magically Turn Into a Dick
Ah, Ian. The shining star of this season of The Bachelorette: tall; in possession of an excellent head shape; a former…
Bachelorette Says Goodbye to This Season's Villain, Hello to the Past
Reality shows are formulaic, and The Bachelorette is no exception to that rule. But Monday night’s episode of the show…
Sumo Butts and 'Villains Gotta Vil': Last Night Was Peak Bachelorette
Perhaps it’s the fact that I spent last week binge-watching UnREAL, the new show that’s a fictionalized version of The…
Watch Amy Schumer Own a Particularly Unfunny Bachelorette Contestant
Monday night’s episode of The Bachelorette was a who’s-who of rad ladies: Laila Ali taught Kaitlyn how to box, and…
And Then There Was One Bachelorette
“My husband is in that room,” Kaitlyn said. I’ll be “devastated” if I’m not chosen, claimed Britt. And yet, as were the…
Two Bachelorettes Compete for a Drunk Suitor Who Jokes About Rape
Though host Chris Harrison and numerous contestants went to great lengths Monday evening to prove that the show’s…
The Bachelor Finale Tells an Uncomfortable Truth: Love Is Boring
It was fitting that the only mildly interesting moment of Monday's finale of The Bachelor didn't actually happen during…
What Awkward Horror Greeted the Virgin in The Bachelor's Fantasy Suite?
On Monday night's episode of The Bachelor, we went to the Fantasy Suite. This episode is always endlessly hyped but is…
Bachelor Chris Chooses Between The Virgin and The Whore
On Sunday and Monday evenings, ABC aired back-to-back episodes of The Bachelor, essentially saturating the market with…