Jennifer Aniston Turned Down Justin Theroux's Marriage Proposal, Everyone Stupidly Still Asks Her How It Feels To Be An Old Fishwife Crone

Jennifer Aniston continues attempting in vain to make everyone feel OK about her awesome, independent, filthy-rich yet somehow still pretty likeable perma-playtime sad, unwedded, spurned, childless existence in an interview with GQ Spain: "'A perfect life?' I think that's sort of cliché, isn't it?. Like, if you want…

Crackpot Religion May Have Had Something To Do With Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes' Split

In the case of Tom vs. Kat, who will gain custody of Suri Cruise and her closet full of teeny designer flats remains to be seen. However, might be important to note that the kid is 6 years old, the same age as son Connor was when Cruise split with Nicole Kidman, and both Kidman and Holmes are Catholic, suggesting that…