Julian Assange Will Never Move Out Ever, Ever, Ever Â
Alleged sexual predator and confirmed bad person Julian Assange is apparently also a terrible roommate. The Ecuadorean…
Stacey Abrams Holds the High Ground
It’s seasonal sadness time. Do you know where your seasonal sadness is?
Are Pamela Anderson and Julian Assange Doing It or Nah?
Former Baywatch star Pamela Anderson and WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange have been romantically linked for some time…
Pam Anderson Continues to Insist Upon Sexiness, Bravery of Man Hiding in Ecuadorian Embassy With His CatÂ
Late last week, Pamela Anderson released yet another impassioned missive extolling the supposed virtues of sun-starved…
Pamela Anderson Thinks Julian Assange Is 'Sexy' And Rape Allegation Against Him Is 'Defamation'
Pamela Anderson and Julian Assange are probably doing it—but if they weren’t, that would only make this saga of Tumblr…
Pamela Anderson Plans to Advocate For Men Who Have Been Falsely Accused of Rape
Pamela Anderson has apparently been visiting the Ecuadorian embassy in London to see her good friend Julian Assange for…
Wikileaks: Actually, Leaks Are Bad Now
Leaks—they used to be good, but now they are bad, the organization dedicated solely to publishing leaked private…
Angela Merkel, Last Pillar of Liberal Democracy in Europe, Is Wikileaks's Latest TargetÂ
Now that Wikileaks’s Julian Assange is done helping Donald Trump get elected, the accused rapist and alleged Russian…
Chelsea Manning Still Hasn't Received Gender-Reassignment Treatment
Chelsea Manning, convicted security document leaker, says the military refuses to provide that gender-reassignment care…
Have Nicole Kidman and Naomi Watts Gone From BFFs to Frenemies?
IMHO, Naomi Watts has always been the more endearing half of the blonde, icy "Aussie Posse" best-friend duo that…
Lady Gaga Put on a Witch Hat and Had Dinner With Julian Assange
Fuck being a waiter at the Ivy with a screenplay in your locker! The real way to meet celebrities these days is to…
Kanye West Creates Franken-Ring For Kim Kardashian Proposal
Picture, if you will, Kanye West swimming in a vault of precious stones a la Scrooge McDuck; after girlfriend Kim…
Julian Assange Loses Appeal, Still Isn't Going to Sweden Anytime Soon
Britain's Supreme Court has finally approved Wikileaks founder Julian Assange's extradition to Sweden, where he is…
Subversive M.I.A Wrote Music for Subversive Julian Assange's Subversive New Show
What's even more subversive than flashing the middle finger during your Super Bowl performance? Composing the…
Who Should Be on Julian Assange's Talk Show?
Here's the new show you weren't waiting for: Julian Assange has promised to launch a talk show about "the world…
Julian Assange Lives in Bizarro World
I have less than no interest in discussing, yet again, the merits of the sexual assault allegations against Julian…