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In today's Tweet Beat, Jose Canseco and his wife give back to the community (or try to), Elisabeth Hasselbeck feels…

During her arrest in Midtown last night, Amanda Bynes was taken to a psychiatric hospital for evaluation; it turns…

Um. Former All-Star outfielder/current Twitter maniac Jose Canseco was just accused of rape. We know this because he…

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In today's Tweet Beat, Jose Canseco is looking for some polyamorous painting love, Kelly Cutrone might have been…

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Jose Canseco takes on Direct TV, One Direction may have grown women pining over…

In today's Tweet Beat, Jose Canseco makes us whole, Lisa Rinna is all up in Seal and Heidi's business, Dolly Parton…

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