The Logic of The Purge Is Fucked Up
Because the world around us is crumbling at a rate that is both alarming and slightly mesmerizing to watch in real…
If True, I Am Outraged
Below is a list of things I would do if other things were true.
Trump Plans to Ditch the White House Correspondents' Dinner
We all know Donald Trump’s favorite style of dining is watching D.C. manservant Chris Christie eat meatloaf against his…
Avril Lavigne Seems to Think Mark Zuckerberg Making Fun of Nickelback Is 'Promoting Bullying'
Out of all the things in this world that are actually considered “bullying,” I’m going to go out on a limb here and say…
Check Out These Prankster Joe Biden Memes And Smile Through Your Tears
My darlings. My poppets. We’ve had a long and wretched week, haven’t we? I spent election night sobbing into…
North Carolina Senator Is Sorry For Joking About Someone Shooting Hillary Clinton
One thing that remains surprising about this election — although perhaps it shouldn’t be — is the number of people who…
Petition Forces Secret Service to Clarify They Won't Allow Guns at the RNC
The Secret Service has been forced to tell everybody that no, they won’t allow guns on the floor of the Republican…
Mitt Romney Knocks It Out of the Park With Recycled Joke About Trump's 'Foreign' Wives
Mitt Romney, who has been repeatedly and alarmingly attempting to shed his humorless droid persona in a limp bid to…
Girl Scouts Definitely Did Not Sell $65K Worth Of Cookies At the Oscars
Last night at the Academy Awards, Chris Rock embarked on a mission to help his daughters Lola and Zahra sell Girl Scout…
Buy This 'Ted Cruz Was the Zodiac Killer' Shirt and Fund Abortions
We would never say definitively that presidential candidate and absolute charmer Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer. That’s…
Comedian Who Accused Amy Schumer of Stealing a Joke Says 'It Went Too Far'
Over the weekend, three female comedians accused Amy Schumer of stealing jokes for material ranging from her television…
Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden Both Gave Pro Transgender Rights Speeches This Weekend
On Saturday, at a Washington breakfast hosted by the Human Rights Campaign, Vice President Joe Biden and prospective…
Here it Is: The Greatest, Realest and Grossest Period Joke of All Time
Happy Valentine's Day week! Do you have anyone to celebrate it with or will you, like my partner and me, spend the day…
New Justin Bieber Clip Features Another N-Word Joke and Bonus KKK Joke
Earlier this week, video of Justin Bieber telling a joke with "nigger" in the punchline surfaced online. Turns out,…
People Are Actually Paying to be Mocked in Comedy Roasts
New in party trends: Normals (gluttons for punishment) are hosting their own roasts/inviting their friends over to…
Law & Order: SVU Rips Rape Joke Episode From Very Familiar Headlines
Next week's episode of Law & Order: SVU contains a special treat: a plot line centered around a RAPE JOKE GONE WILD.…
Brazilian Reporter Gives Justin Timberlake a Replica of Her Own Ass
Brazilian reality TV contestant-turned entertainment reporter Sabrina Sato is, I guess, a pretty big fan of Justin…
The Correspondents’ Dinner Was Funny Until the Janet Napolitano Joke
The White House Correspondents’ Dinner is a total onanistic throwaway of an event, an opportunity for celebrities,…