Johnny Depp has several problems of many varieties, but he celebrated a victory in court today, where he continued to duke it out with his former entertainment lawyer, Jacob Bloom, in a $30 million lawsuit.

Here’s a story that made me want to ring Elon Musk’s doorbell, push my way past a dueling Grimes and Azealia Banks, and steal the keys to the secret rocket Musk keeps in his garage in the event that he suddenly needs to leave Earth. Johnny Depp has accused his ex-wife Amber Heard, the woman he allegedly used to…

City Of Lies, a film in which Johnny Depp plays an LAPD detective investigating the murder of Biggie Smalls, has been mysteriously plucked from theaters just a few weeks before its release date. But...why?

On Wednesday, People reported that Johnny Depp filed court papers alleging his ex Amber Heard punched him “twice in the face” while the two were married.

Several outlets reported on Thursday that actor Michelle Williams revealed in an an interview with Vanity Fair’s Amanda Fortini that she married Mount Eerie’s Phil Elverum earlier this month in “a secret ceremony in the Adirondack, witnessed by only a handful of friends and their two daughters.”

Tequila magnate George Clooney was hit by a car while scooting around the Italian island of Sardinia Tuesday morning, where he has been filming the Hulu series Catch-22. (I forgot that was happening! Wow. How weird.)

Oh no.

On May Day, a Tuesday, Johnny Depp got sued for allegedly stealing wages from a couple of workers! And that’s just one of several complaints.

In November, Warner Bros. re-confirmed its controversial decision to cast Johnny Depp as Grindelwald in the forthcoming film Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald, despite his ex-wife Amber Heard accusing the actor of domestic violence in 2016. On Thursday, Harry Potter author and Fantastic Beasts screenwriter …

We don’t normally begin Dirt Bags with casting updates about popular, long-running basic cable legal procedurals, but USA has just revealed Suits star Meghan Markle will not be returning to the show for its seventh season.

Thanks to Johnny Depp’s former business managers being told in court to reframe their argument about the actor’s flagrant spending habits, we now have a more detailed record of stuff that Depp spent his money on.

Following the release of 4:44, Jay-Z continues to share intimate details of the marital turbulence he and Beyoncé have weathered. In a video titled “Footnotes for 4:44,” he, along with many other men of color, discuss toxic masculinity and its reverberations.

Johnny Depp’s former business managers have alleged that he physically abused his ex-wife Amber Heard, and then tried to cover it up.

Johnny Depp, accused domestic abuser and confirmed dumbass, made a dumb joke Thursday night while giving at talk at the Glastonbury festival before screening The Libertine, the 2004 flop that he’s currently trying to convince people is actually quite good. During the conversation, the reanimated carcass asked the…

If you weren’t aware, Johnny Depp is currently in a disastrous place financially. This might be due to the fact that he apparently spends $30,000 a month on wine and pays a sound engineer to be on set so an earpiece can feed him his lines rather than having to memorize them. Depp, however, blames his managers for…

Johnny Depp has never been the type to care about PR, which is good because—handling a divorce, a lawsuit from his former managers, and alleged depleting funds—the actor’s public image is more tarnished than it’s ever been before. (And here we once thought the Australian dog apology video was the lowest one could get.)

The ugly legal battle between Johnny Depp and his former managers at The Management Group trudges onward, with the latter amending their complaint to emphasize Depp’s “clear and epic” sense of entitlement. He alone, they say, is responsible for his financial troubles.

I don’t spend much time thinking about R. Kelly these days except for when I hear “Ignition” at the grocery store or whatever and find myself singing along because I can’t help it. Since I’m sure you’re waiting with bated breath to hear what he’s up to, here’s a quick update: he’s being sued for damages caused by an…

Fun morning TV person Kelly Ripa made an offhand comment a few weeks back about how her husband Mark Conseulos is “mean” to her after sex. It caused some minor ripples. Now, she would like to clear the air.

Johnny Depp, whose descent from generally beloved superstar to accused domestic abuser and disheveled, potentially penniless wino happened seemingly almost overnight, is reportedly adding a new character trait to his increasingly bizarre repertoire: eccentric recluse!