Listen up, everyone.* I don’t care what rumors you’ve heard**, fantasies you’ve had***, or fan fiction you’ve written****: Andy Cohen and John Mayer are not dating, so you* should quit expecting them to kiss.
Hard pass: Lykke Li, “Hard Rain” — Lykke Li called this music video “a love story” on her Instagram, but there are elements of horror to it: namely, the opening shot, in which Li and her longtime partner/the father of her child Jeff Bhasker make out through a shower curtain. The pair make out in a few other scenarios…
On Friday, an endearingly awkward New England acoustic rock musician wondered on Twitter whether Nicki Minaj would like him if they ever met. She got back to him–and with one of his song lyrics!
If you haven’t already bleached the Witness World Wide livestream out of your brain, you might remember the moment a particularly frazzled Katy Perry told James Corden that John Mayer was the most satisfying of her highest-profile lovers. This was shocking news because we all (or at least I) sort of expected Orlando…
During a segment of her Big Brother-like “Witness World Wide” livestream Sunday, Katy Perry was joined by cab driver James Corden for a game of “Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts,” which is sort of like WWHL’s “Plead the Fifth,” only you have to eat something disgusting like a pickled pig’s foot or cow tongue (I don’t…
Though I love my job as the overseer of this high and judicious court, I’d be lying if I said I haven’t been considering a career change. I’ve been playing with the idea of swapping out this seat for one in another court. A court with a jurisdiction over, say, a few members of Congress so I can one day have the joy of…
Hollywood Life reported on Saturday that 21-year-old Kendall Jenner captivated John Mayer, 39, at the singer’s L.A. concert Friday night. How strange. Let’s investigate.
John Mayer has been quiet for some time now —a nice thing, really—but guess what, here he is, he’s back, baby. Here’s a new music video from John Mayer. What the hell is going on in this video(via Vulture)? Please. Someone. Help me.
David Foster, award-winning composer/producer and Hollywood patriarch, never came off particularly well when he appeared on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, which starred his now ex-wife Yolanda Hadid. He was portrayed on the show as sort of slimy and self-important; Yolanda fluttered around him, exerting a wild…
Guys, how many more weeks are left in this year? What are the odds 2017 will bring about a greater national understanding of shade as well as fewer instances of people trying to bite Judge Brown’s steeze? Oh, incredibly low, you say? Perfect.
Ciara’s legal battles with her Future, the father of her child Future Zahir Wilburn are coming to an end just as her career as a brand ambassador for Revlon begins. What curious timing!
In today’s Tweet Beat, friendship are rekindling, John Mayer is making a comeback and Venus Williams is a sight for sore eyes.
After telling the award ceremony’s accountants to protect her Twitter account during Sunday night’s Emmys, Olympics fan and occasional Ghostbuster Leslie Jones met woman fan and [presumed] occasional ghoster John Mayer.
Totally cool and fun squad captain Taylor Swift is in court today in Nashville, where she is serving jury duty, because she was randomly selected from a pool of registered voters, and not because she called up every day for a month asking to come in. Though why wouldn’t she—she’s practically the patron saint of people…
It’s not often that I get the chance to begin a Dirt Bag with the scandalous story about a gay YouTube star who was caught faking a hate crime in West Hollywood after VidCon, but here we are.
In a shocking video posted to Snapchat and Instagram, actress Allison Williams showed off what we believe to be a new model of Amazon’s wireless speaker, the Echo.
Just in time for New Year’s Eve, a.k.a. the horniest night of the year, Katy Perry and John Mayer have reignited their on and off romance. The pair was spotted leaving a restaurant in Los Angeles called The Nice Guy on Wednesday night. An onlooker told People: “They got a table together about 10 of them in total and…
The drama between Katy Perry and Taylor Swift seems like it’s getting closer and closer to a Dynasty-style, Alexis Colby vs. Krystle Carrington catfight. Perry has next move in this game of pop star vendetta and it appears she is involving her on-again, off-again humping partner, John Mayer, by having him co-write a…
No need to pay to see Mad Max: Fury Road this weekend because the real-life post-apocalypse is already upon us! And now for the bad news: Our wasteland hellscape of 2015 has replaced dueling bands of violent marauders with the Duggar family and June “Mama June” Shannon, who are now in a feud over who is the worst. …
In today’s Tweet Beat, back off Ashton’s baby, Yoko Ono continues an amazing streak and John Mayer is maybe super high.
