Donald Trump Looking for Chief of Friend
No one wants to be Donald Trump’s chief of staff, including his current chief of staff, John Kelly. But does anyone…
You Really Wanna Do This?
Kellyanne Conway (bad, fascist) has decided to go after Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (cool, wants you to have healthcare).…
Trump Reportedly Liked His Chief of Staff Pick Because He Looked Like Him, Which Sucks for That Guy
It’s unclear who will replace departing White House Chief of Staff John Kelly, but what is clear is that President…
Old Men No Longer on Speaking Terms
John Kelly may resign any day now, according to (of course) anonymous sources. We might not know exactly which day, but…
Report: The White House is Full of Petty Motherfuckers
On Tuesday, it was reported that White House Chief of Staff John Kelly, the bad yet beleaguered man currently in charge…
Omarosa Is Leaking
Welcome to another edition of Omarosa Manigault Newman Secretly Recording Shit in the White House. Today, President…
Omarosa Allegedly Recorded John Kelly in the Situation Room and Released the Tape, Because Omarosa
Do you hear that sound? The constant, maddening drip drip drip of details which Omarosa has been promising to deliver…
John Kelly, Whose Boss Is Donald Trump, Reportedly Believes That Women Are More Emotional Than Men
This does dovetail nicely with the White House’s unwritten policy of maintaining positions that directly contradict…
The White House Is Hemorrhaging Staffers
A new report from Brookings Institution senior fellow Kathryn Dunn Tenpas found that the Trump administration has the…
Colbie Holderness Responds to Kellyanne Conway: 'Being Strong Does Not Inoculate a Person Against Abuse'
Colbie Holdnerness, an ex-wife of former White House aide Rob Porter, wrote in a Monday Washington Post piece that she…
John Kelly Could Resign as White House Chief of Staff In Wake of Allegations Against Rob Porter
The White House Chief of Staff position, like so many jobs within the Trump administration, appears to be one that no…
The White House Knew About Domestic Violence Allegations Against Rob Porter For Months and Still Did Nothing
Staff secretary Rob Porter was allowed to serve as an aide to Donald Trump despite the fact that White House officials,…
White House Staff Banned From Using Personal Cell Phones At Work
The White House, the belly of an aging, pugnacious beast, has instituted a policy prohibiting staffers and guests from…
So Long, Omarosa
The White House announced on Wednesday that Omarosa Manigault Newman, notorious former Apprentice contestant and…
The White House Is a Vermin-Infested Hellpit
Trump’s White House is crawling with vermin—and I’m not just referring to Stephen Miller, HA HA HA HA. According to…
John Kelly Defends the President and Reminisces About a Time When 'Women Were Sacred'
Remember when Ivanka said she had a punk phase? I can’t forget it.
John Kelly Is Desperately Trying to Keep Donald Trump From Knowing Anything
President Donald Trump’s newly appointed Chief of Staff, General John Kelly, is reportedly trying to plug all the holes…
Anthony Scaramucci Gets His First Crazy Tabloid Cover, More to Come
A lot of important things happened yesterday: healthcare was saved, North Korea launched a missile into Japanese…