I'm Sorry For Making You Read Rielle Hunter's Hilarious Apology Letter
Well, America: you win. Rielle Hunter, who burned herself into the public's eyeballs after an affair with…
John Edwards' Daughter Talks About Her Dad's Affair For the First Time
We don't envy 31-year-old attorney and author Cate Edwards, the eldest daughter of former Democratic presidential…
Sofia Vergara Is Engaged and the Mayan Gods Are Pleased
After serious journalistic reports came in that Sofia Vergara was wearing a "sparkly ring," we sat up all night,…
Your Favorite Couple John Edwards and Rielle Hunter Have Gone Their Separate Ways
Rielle Hunter was interviewed on today's Good Morning America, where she announced that she and John Edwards broke two…
Seven Reasons Why Rielle Hunter Is the Most Irritating Person on Earth
Hey, were you dying to hear not-at-all-notable blonde lady Rielle Hunter talk about herself a whole bunch? Me neither,…
The Time Jerry Bruckheimer Made January Jones Do an Awkward Table Dance to 'Kiss' by Prince
"It was one of the worst moments in my entire life," Jones says. "It was an audition for Coyote Ugly, my second…
Giggly, Matchy, Flirty Jurors Totally Sexing Up John Edwards Trial, XOXO, Gossip Girl
Nothing kills the inherent excitement of a sordid political scandal quite like a drawn-out court case (even one that…
Eternally Gross John Edwards Reportedly Flirting with Female Juror
According to an ABC news report, John Edwards has been creepily flirting with a female juror while on trial for…
How to Convince Hillary Clinton to Run for President in 2016 (Even Though She Already Said No)
Hillary Clinton told a crowd earlier today that she won't be running for President in 2016, and while she didn't come…
Fuck, Marry, Kill: The John Edwards Trial
Once in a generation can we hope to witness the degree of terrible we're currently witnessing during the trial of John…
Rielle Hunter Was a 'Crazy Slut' With Expensive Tastes
The trial of John Edwards continued yesterday with testimony from an aide who claimed the former Democratic Senator and…
Horrible John Edwards and Horrible Mistress No Longer Boning
Ex-Presidential candidate and horrible person John Edwards and the mother of his extramarital daughter that he…
John Edwards Says He Did Not Have Sex with High-Class Prostitute
John Edwards most definitely did not have sex with an upscale hooker who worked for "Millionaire Madam" Anna Christina,…
Awful Person Now in Possession of Disgusting John Edwards Sex Tape
After years of legal grappling, the X-rated extramarital sex tape involving ex-respectable politician John Edwards, his…
John Edwards Is Sick, Allegedly
A judge has delayed John Edwards's criminal corruption trial until at least March 26 because Edwards has a heart…
John Edwards Moves To Dismiss Campaign Finance Case
Hey guys, John Edwards has a great idea! How about we just forget all about that pesky federal case, which alleges he…
John Edwards' Socialite Sugar Mama Has A Crush
A close friend of Bunny Mellon, the 100-year-old heiress who funded John Edwards' mistress coverup, says of Mellon's…
Weirdly Happy John Edwards Poses For Mug Shot
Okay, perhaps Edwards just wanted to avoid the dazed and teary-eyed look most celebrities opt for in their mug shots.…
Political Sex Scandals Are Rooted In Male Narcissism
All over the Internet, men are photographing their own bodies and sending the shots to women who are maybe not their…
Jail Time A Dealbreaker For Edwards Plea Bargain; Case Looking Dubious
John Edwards' hopes for a plea deal have collapsed over prosecutors' insistence that he serve time in jail; Edwards…