Today in Tweet Beat, various celebs celebrate St. Patrick's Day in their own way. Plus, today is Coco's birthday!

Today in Tweet Beat, The Situation sucks at comedy, at least according to Ice-T and Coco, who watched him at a recent taping of Donald Trump's roast. Also, Dr. Ruth watches Glee and approves of how the show handles teenage sexuality.

With Charlie Sheen being fired from Two and a Half Men today, his whole "winning" meme is so much deeper now. Plus, Adrianne Curry posts a picture of herself in stirrups at the gyno.

Today in Tweet Beat, Chris Brown has tweeted his foot right into his mouth. Plus, Sienna Miller was sad that Eddie Murphy died until she realized that he isn't dead.

In Midweek Madness, we learned that Nicole Richie was allegedly demanding $100,000 for her wedding pictures. We also learned that neither Ok! nor Star, In Touch, Life & Style or Us purchased them. Enter German tabloid In magazine!

Today on Tweet Beat, Lambert gets into particulars, Lance Bass celebrates, Diddy ponders new media, Diablo Cody speculates on the sex life of certain young documentarians, and Mindy Kaling has pointers for parental raconteurs.

Today on Tweet Beat, the stars scrutinize sex tapes, celebrate Miss Universe, cruise Facebook, and, of course, talk Tiger.

[West Hollywood, August 2. Image via Splash.]

Today in Tweet Beat, celebs weigh in on last night's Academy Awards ceremony and the after-parties. Plus, Joan Rivers reviews the gowns, and Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife Beth shows us her nails.