Selena Gomez Has Appropriated Her Ex's Jacket
In the wake of her recent split from boyfriend of 10 months The Weeknd, Selena Gomez has done what any female…
Joe Jonas, Diplo, Riz Ahmed Star in Charli XCX's Take On the Boy-of-the-Month Calendar
Charli XCX continues her streak of making sugary, unabashedly girly pop with her new single “Boys,” which includes a…
Ben Affleck Has Moved Out of the Guest House
Hey, remember when Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck got divorced finally over a month ago? He’s been living in the guest…
Johnny Depp Is Withholding Amber Heard's $7 Million Divorce Settlement
When Amber Heard divorced Johnny Depp, she pledged to donate the entirety of her $7 million settlement to two…
Azealia Banks Is Filing A Report of Battery Over Whatever Happened With Russell Crowe
Azealia Banks went to Russell Crowe’s house for dinner Sunday night and, following some sort of altercation, was kicked…
Billy Bush Might Sue NBC Over the Leak of the Access Hollywood Tape
In a move worthy of several record scratches in a row, disgraced Today Show outcast and bus buddy Billy Bush might sue…
Joe Jonas Wants You to Look At His Body
In today’s Tweet Beat, Joe Jonas works out, Yoko Ono meets a fan and Tom Hanks found your glove.
The U.S. Women's National Soccer Team Is Ready to Kick Your Ass
In today’s Tweet Beat, US women’s soccer is ready, Joe Jonas is in Tokyo and Amber Rose makes cute babies.
Joe Jonas Was Nominated for a Video Music Award, Nick Jonas Was Not
In today’s Tweet Beat, the house of Jonas is divided, John Leguizamo is so woke and Susan Sarandon is probably trying…
Zoe Saldana Would Like to Remind Everybody that She Is a Black Woman
Zoe Saldana has moved passed the point of placating naysayers who criticized her appearance in Nina Simone’s biopic, a…
Ashley Graham Allows Joe Jonas to Caress Her in New DNCE Video for Some Reason
I like DNCE’s “Toothbrush” despite myself and its cheesy lyrics, mostly because it sounds like Phoenix (the band) by…
The Most Coachella Person at Coachella Was That One Dude in Joe Jonas's Band DNCE
As many of us spend today flipping through the endless Coachella style diaries of eager and well-meaning fashion…
Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone Are My Favorite New York Tourists
In today’s Tweet Beat, Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone seem pretty great, Rita Ora is in her element and I’m not sure…
Disney Princesses Reimagined As Britney Spears
In today’s Tweet Beat, meet princess Britney Spears, Joe Jonas worries about the weather and Kim Kardashian needs help.
Roseanne Barr and Joe Jonas Are the Couple You Never Knew You Wanted
In today’s Tweet Beat, Joe Jonas and Roseanne look good together, Kelly Clarkson isn’t afraid to eat and Zoe Saldana is…
Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton Are Definitely Humping
After months of speculation and head scratching, Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton have finally confirmed their romance is…
Love and Comedy Are Both Dead: Amy Poehler and Nick Kroll Have Broken Up
I’ve got some sad news this morning, folks. Amy Poehler and Nick Kroll, a couple comprised of at least one person most…
Y/N: This Charlie Puth Video Hurts My Insides
N: I must continue to dislike Charlie Puth simply off the strength of the cloying “See You Again” being such a hit.…
President Obama and Martha Stewart Disagree About Peas
In today’s Tweet Beat, President Obama respectfully shits on the New York Times’ pea-brained guacamole recipe; Martha…
Karlie Kloss Was the Fifth Wheel On Taylor Swift's Double Date
Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris went on a double date with Joe Jonas and Gigi Hadid this weekend, and Karlie Kloss was…