Rooney Mara and Joaquin Phoenix Are in Love and Even Have the Same Taste in Marriage ('Too Mainstream')

Hannah Gold

7/12/18 8:05pm

Two people, one thought: Marriage is so overplayed.

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Jesus and Mary Magdalene Are Living Together

Bobby Finger

9/07/17 9:35am

After falling in love while filming Mary Magdalene, an upcoming movie about one of history’s most iconic and smoldering unconsummated romances, Mary (Rooney Mara) and Jesus (Joaquin Phoenix) are now living together “in the Hollywood Hills,” roughly 6600 miles from where they met, in Nazareth. Oh, excuse me, Mary…

Shocking: Woody Allen's New Movie Revolves Around a Sad Man & His Penis

Madeleine Davies

4/29/15 2:40pm

A middle aged man and his neuroses. A young free-spirited woman who inexplicably admires him. A lot of nervous rambling. Yes, my sweets: the new Woody Allen joint is about to arrive!

The Best Loser Faces from Last Night's Golden Globes

Madeleine Davies

1/13/14 6:30pm

The Golden Globes! So many drunk winners and so many more drunk losers! Tight-lipped smiles. Barely-contained grimaces on beautiful Hollywood faces. The losers are the true heroes of the night! Here are the ones who gave this year's best performances.

Dude Would Rather Date Scarlett Johansson's Voice Than a Real Woman

Laura Beck

12/04/13 10:10am

Oh great, another movie about a dude who's SO DESERVING OF LOVE but just can't his shit together enough to date a real woman.

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Halle Berry Is Pregnant Again, This Time With America's Hottest Male Fetus

Anna Breslaw

4/06/13 11:30am

After a tumultuous year of custody battles with her ex-husband Gabriel Aubry (the father of her 5-year-old daughter Nahla), Halle Berry, 46, has confirmed via her rep that she's pregnant again. She and fiancé Olivier Martinez—a.k.a. the outrageously hot French guy that Richard Gere graphically clocked over the head…

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Lady Gaga Might Join Really Really Ridiculously Good-Looking Cast of Zoolander 2

Anna Breslaw

10/18/12 9:00am

Good thing you didn't hold your breath waiting for the sequel to the 2001 comedy Zoolander, or else we'd be saying your eugoogly right now (sorry). But Zoolander 2 is coming around the bend now, I guess, featuring the return of Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson as male models Derek (who actually resurfaced recently at The…

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Halle Berry Fights For Custody Of Her Daughter

Dodai Stewart

2/01/11 9:00am

Halle Berry is preparing to go to court to deal with the custody battle of her 2½-year-old daughter Nahla.

Joaquin Phoenix Bothers To Apologize To David Letterman

Tracie Egan Morrissey

9/23/10 10:48am

On last night's Late Show, a clean-shaven Joaquin addressed his bizarre appearance in 2009—as an elaborate hoax for a mockumentary—saying, "I assumed that you would know the difference between a character and a real person…but I apologize." [CBS]

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Katy Perry's Cleavage Banned From Sesame Street

Dodai Stewart

9/23/10 9:00am

Katy Perry's music video with Elmo has been pulled and will not air on Sesame Street after all.

Joaquin Phoenix Is A Walking Encapsulation Of The Internet

Hortense Smith

9/18/10 2:00pm

If there is one internet phrase that can best describe the general public's reaction toward Joaquin Phoenix's two-year performance art act, it is this: "obvious troll is obvious."

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Joaquin Phoenix Was Faking It

Dodai Stewart

9/17/10 9:00am

So. Everything Joaquin Phoenix has been doing for the last two years has been "performance art."

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Amanda Bynes Deletes Her Overshare-riffic Twitter Account

Dodai Stewart

9/10/10 9:00am

After Tweeting about retiring from acting, the beauty of black men and various existential crises, Amanda Bynes has deleted her Twitter account. Sniffle.

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Lindsay Might Tell Her Story On The Today Show

Dodai Stewart

9/07/10 9:00am

Lindsay Lohan's first post-jail and post-rehab interview may be aired on the Today show.

Joaquin Phoenix's I'm Still Here Trailer Explains Everything, Nothing

Jessica Coen

8/18/10 9:47am

We've been told that the past year-plus of Joaquin Phoenix's bizarre, bearded behavior was not for real, exactly. It was all for a movie — a faux-documentary, maybe? — filmed by Casey Affleck. Now here's the trailer for that film.

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Lily Allen Is Pregnant

Dodai Stewart

8/05/10 9:00am

Lily Allen has revealed that she is pregnant, and wrote on Twitter:

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Orlando Spills The Beans About Miranda's Pregnancy

Hortense Smith

7/29/10 9:00am

Staff at the hotel where Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr spent their honeymoon claim that Orlando openly talked about his wife's pregnancy:

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Casey Affleck Sued For Sexual Harassment; Lindsay Might Be Released This Weekend

Hortense Smith

7/24/10 10:30am

Casey Affleck is currently being sued by a woman who claims that he sexually harassed her while shooting I'm Still Here, the documentary Affleck made about his brother-in-law, Joaquin Phoenix:

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