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The new Fifty Shades of Grey is being marketed as the Jill-off movie of a generation. But can you masturbate to…
Nov 23 2014
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When it comes to self pleasure, dudes have a lot more ways to describe their one-on-one time than women. Sure,…
Jan 13 2014
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A small porn studio in Southern California betting the fuck-farm on a new technology that promises to make the art…
Nov 27 2013
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The walking dead could be heading into your orifices right now! PLEASE NOTE: This undead dong is NSFLOU (not safe…
Oct 20 2013
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Are you laying in front of the TV, resting your laptop on your stomach while you munch on Sabor de Soledad and…
Jul 23 2013
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In The To Do List, Aubrey Plaza is tasked with flicking her bean on screen (sorry), and girl goes downtown to…
Jun 30 2013
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Looking to spice up your boring-ass sex life? Fuck someone new! Or, if you want to stay in a committed, monogamous…
Apr 21 2013
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If you've got a long-distance partner you're looking to shock in the crotch, we've got the foundation garment for…
Mar 4 2013
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But what do you care? You still have your #1 main squeeze, masturbation; you're gonna be just fine!
Dec 6 2012
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A banner reading "China's first jack-off competition" welcomed participants and voyeurs alike to, well, China's…
Nov 8 2012
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"Am I a bad feminist because this makes me VERY UNCOMFORTABLE?" I asked my coworkers before sending them this story…
Oct 1 2012
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Self-diddling ladies, rejoice. Finally, there exists a bar that caters to your unique interests, something you…
Sep 1 2010
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The votes are in! And the runaway "winner" will surprise none of you...
Aug 27 2010
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We asked, and did you ever answer! We learned about the many uses of a teddy bear, the perils of faulty locks and…