Donald Trump Still Won Wisconsin By 22,000 Votes and the Pennsylvania Recount Isn't Going to Happen

The Jill Stein-backed recount in Wisconsin has concluded, and Donald Trump still won the state by some 22,000 votes. Meanwhile, a judge has rejected Stein’s effort to continue a recount in Pennsylvania. Take a moment to appreciate the dependable, almost soothingly predictable shittiness of 2016, and then use this as a…

Jill Goddamn Stein Files For Recount in Pennsylvania, Has Raised $6.3 Million to Date 

Jill Stein—Green Party presidential candidate, low-key election spoiler, and the unlikely person making this month very interesting—has filed for a recount in Pennsylvania. In a fundraising effort she began on Thursday, Stein has raised over $6 million to fund recounts in Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, and Michigan,…

Trump, a Sore Winner, Baselessly Attributes Popular Vote Loss to Voter Fraud

President-elect Donald Trump, a radioactive double chin with a Twitter account, has demonstrated time and again that his skin—though infused with neon bacteria—is perilously thin. And now, as Hillary Clinton’s popular vote steadily eclipses his own, and as Green Party presidential nominee Jill Stein begins submitting …

Hillary Clinton's Campaign Is Fine With Jill Stein's Little Recount Plan

Hillary Clinton’s campaign is a-ok with Jill Stein’s quixotic decision to spearhead a vote recount in Michigan, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin, an effort for which she’s already raised over $5.6 million. “What the hell, let the old girl try,” Clinton probably chuckled, pulling a long drag of some high-grade Indica from…

Jesus Electoral Christ, Jill Stein Actually Raised Over $2 Million To Fund a Vote Recount 

This wild-ass year will never cease until it gives every one of us a heart attack, a seeping ulcer, and a probably false sense of hope: Jill Fucking Stein—presidential Green Party candidate and diverter of 1.2 million perfectly good votes—is on track to raise $2.5 million to request a recount of ballots in three swing…