Apr 2 2015
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Mar 30 2015
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Well hi hello, folks! I'm sorry to have forsaken you last week, but when I received word that Eggplant Friday was no…
Mar 28 2014
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It all comes down to this. Drugs vs. Alcohol. Caffeine vs. Champagne. Whereas all men must die, one March Madness…
Mar 27 2014
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Booze hounds and dope fiends, we have arrived at the March Madness: Drugs vs. Alcohol Final Four and soon — within…
Mar 26 2014
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SPORTS LANGUAGE! EVEN MORE INTENSE SPORTS LANGUAGE! ALL-CAPS! WELCOME TO MARCH MADNESS DRUGS VS. ALCOHOL'S…
Mar 25 2014
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I'm shakin'! I got the sweats! The doctor says I have a fever and the only cure is moooooooooooore MARCH MADNESS.
Mar 24 2014
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March Madness marches on: So much booze. So many drugs. So little time.
Mar 21 2014
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SWEET SASSY MOLASSY! We've reached the end of the top 32, which means next week we'll be knee deep in the Sweet…
Mar 18 2014
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March Madness marches on! Today we have some really interesting games. Are you into Quaaludes? Bath Salts? Jack…
Mar 17 2014
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Print out your bracket, place your bets, throw on your team colors and heat up some nachos because March Madness…
Mar 14 2014
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Not to be dramatic, but this has been the sort of winter that made much of America want to unzip its Old Navy…