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Well hi hello, folks! I'm sorry to have forsaken you last week, but when I received word that Eggplant Friday was no…

What the fuck is wrong with you? Yes, you.

It all comes down to this. Drugs vs. Alcohol. Caffeine vs. Champagne. Whereas all men must die, one March Madness…

Booze hounds and dope fiends, we have arrived at the March Madness: Drugs vs. Alcohol Final Four and soon — within mere…

SPORTS LANGUAGE! EVEN MORE INTENSE SPORTS LANGUAGE! ALL-CAPS! WELCOME TO MARCH MADNESS DRUGS VS. ALCOHOL'S TOOOOOOOOOOP…

I'm shakin'! I got the sweats! The doctor says I have a fever and the only cure is moooooooooooore MARCH MADNESS.

March Madness marches on: So much booze. So many drugs. So little time.

SWEET SASSY MOLASSY! We've reached the end of the top 32, which means next week we'll be knee deep in the Sweet…

March Madness marches on! Today we have some really interesting games. Are you into Quaaludes? Bath Salts? Jack…

Print out your bracket, place your bets, throw on your team colors and heat up some nachos because March Madness 2014:…

Not to be dramatic, but this has been the sort of winter that made much of America want to unzip its Old Navy…