• Angelina Jolie was in Paris last night, promoting The Tourist, but was asked about her directorial debut, a love…

• Rihanna says it's "fucking annoying" that people keep asking her about Chris Brown.

[Rio de Janeiro, July 20. Image via INF.]

• In a deal with prosecutors, Charlie Sheen has agreed to plead guilty to a misdemeanor in his domestic assault case…

• TMZ claims that Chely Wright is the female country singer set to come out on the cover of People later this week:

• The inevitable Aniston perfume is, oddly, not titled Desperation and Loneliness but, instead, "Lola V" - which…

[New York, March 18. Image via Pacific Coast News]

Jesus Luz, the chiseled stud who's resided on Madonna's arm for the past year or so, is ostensibly living the good…

• Will Paula Abdul host an "updated version" of Star Search?

• Ha! The headline on this story about Her Madgesty getting Hay-Sooz a record deal is: "Madonna Plays God For Jesus."

• Pornstar/Tiger Woods mistress Joslyn James watched his apology live today at a press conference with lawyer Gloria…

[Rio, February 14. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

• Madonna is allegedly seeing three men right now:

• Whoa, whoa: Did Lindsay Lohan throw a drink in Sam Ronson's face on Wednesday night???

• In case you didn't know: Beyoncé's mom, Tina Knowles, is divorcing Matthew Knowles because a woman named Alexsandra…

• A moment of silence: Madonna and Jesus Luz are broken up.

• Madonna is "said" to have consulted doctors about having another child; seems she wants Brazilian boy Jesus Luz to…

• Halle Berry bathes in celestial light to advertise her new scent, Pure Orchid. The actress's first perfume sold $40…

• Are there more kids in Sarah Jessica Parker's future?

Take-aways from this 1,646-word-piece: 1. He went to DJ school upon arriving in NYC and now earns $15,000 for 90…