Angelina Defends Her Bosnia Film
Rihanna Is Sick Of Being Asked About Chris Brown
When Jesus Swims He Looks Like Some Kind Of God
[Rio de Janeiro, July 20. Image via INF.]
Charlie Is Going To Jail; Khloe Is Pregnant; Jane Is Married
Chely Wright Might Be People's Big Reveal; Gwyneth Turns Her House Into A Zoo
Jen's Perfume Smells Like Childless Misery; Justin Bieber Grapples With McQueen's Death
Madonna And Child
[New York, March 18. Image via Pacific Coast News]
I Pity The Luz: For Jesus, The End Is Nigh
Jesus Luz, the chiseled stud who's resided on Madonna's arm for the past year or so, is ostensibly living the good life. So why do I feel sorry for him?
Paula's Star Search Gig; Angelina's School For Girls
Madonna Helps Jesus Get Record Deal; Yoanna House Talks About New Look
Tiger's Mistress Demands Apology; Elizabeth Edwards Jokes About John's Cheating
The Madge Hatter
[Rio, February 14. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
Madonna's Juggling Men, Baldwin Rushed To Hospital, Mayer Breaks Down
Lindsay Throws A Drink In Sam's Face; Madonna & Jesus Still A Couple
Beyoncé's Mom Is Angry; Elton John Is The New Willy Wonka
Madonna & Jesus Are Splitsville; Angelina's "Stressed"
Madonna Makes Baby Plans; Aniston Makes Out With Butler
Halle Berry Back For Another Whiff; Supermodel Donates $1.5 Million To Haiti
SJP May "Expand" Her Family; Peaches Geldof In Car Crash
Three Things You Probably Didn't Know About Jesus Luz
Take-aways from this 1,646-word-piece: 1. He went to DJ school upon arriving in NYC and now earns $15,000 for 90 minutes. 2. Madge doesn't give him an allowance. 3. His name is pronounced "Zhay-ZOOSE. Loose." [NY Times]
