He Wasn't Ghosting You... He Just Went With the Rapture
In the midst of our daily blogging and collective screaming, the Jezebel staff recently got to talking about the…
What Time Should We Celebrate Jesus Walking Out of the Tomb This Weekend?
As Refinery 29 reports, this Sunday billions of Christians around the world will celebrate the resurrection of Jesus…
I Found Jesus At a Bernie Sanders Rally
PHILADELPHIA — “All your sins are forgiven!” Jesus informed me at a “Bernie or Bust” rally in front of Philadelphia’s…
God's Man on the Ground Donald Trump Questions Hillary Clinton's Religious Faith
Donald Trump—a golden goose so loved by God he was transformed into a human man, only the Lord got tired midway through…
I Watched the Godly, Bland The Passion Live From the Streets of New Orleans
Mostly, attending live television events that are being taped for broadcast, or even being broadcast live, is not as…
Actor Playing Jesus in Fox Special Is Pretty Confident He's Going to Nail This
People has recently made my day by publishing a behind-the-scenes teaser for Fox’s upcoming Easter TV special, The…
Omarion Compares Himself to Jesus Because His Song Wasn't Nominated For a Grammy
Omarion is not happy that his hit single, “Post to Be,” was not nominated for a Grammy. So Omarion went on a bit of a…
Baby Cheesus Died for Your Potato Skins
It’s cheese Jesus. It’s Cheesus.
Philandering Politician Blames Mafia, Thanks Jesus in 1,900 Word Facebook Rant
Last week, the Detroit News broke the rather curious story of Michigan State Representative Todd Courser, who tried to…
'Asked God's Forgiveness': Grim Yelp Reviews of Christian Vacation Spots
Welcome to Grim Yelp Reviews, a regular feature where we share people’s worst experiences at the worst places. This…
AD: A Teen Has Some Questions About Jesus's Big Plan
This week on AD: The Bible Continues, men were sad and mad and bad. But the stand-out star was not-yet-Saint Peter’s…
An Illustrated Bible + House of Cards = AD: The Bible Continues
Yesterday, on Easter Sunday, stuffed to the gills with ham and pastel candy, I sat down to watch the sequel to the…
Fun Fact: Ben-Hur Was Originally About Jesus, Not Chariot Racing
Thanks to the astronomically famous 1959 movie, Ben-Hur is known mostly for its sick-ass chariot race (and the…
The Passion of the Bieber: A Star Attempts to Resurrect His Career
This week, Holy Week, we ponder the life of a man who was born to an unwed teen mother and a carpenter father. A man…
If Anyone Deserves Gonorrhea in His Eyeball, It's War Machine
MMA fighter and alleged domestic abuser War Machine is awaiting trial on charges that he beat ex-girlfriend Christy…
Duck Dynasty Scion Sadie Roberston Praises HIM for Her Rumba
On Tuesday night, Sadie Robertson (of the Duck Dynasty Robertsons) performed a pretty impressive rumba on Dancing…
Kirk Cameron Will Have You Know Halloween Is a Christian Holiday
Kirk Cameron recently popped by my favorite Internet publication, the Christian Post (it's like HuffPo mated with a…
Ohhh...God: Teen Arrested For Forcing Jesus to Give Him a Blowjob
An unnamed teen was arrested yesterday for doing something so unholy even I can't condone it. He literally dick-whipped…
Fuck Santa! Kirk Cameron's New Movie Gives Baby Jesus His Birthday Back
Let me tell you guys my idea of a perfect Christmas. You wake up like it's any other day—it might not feel like…