Jon Lovitz on Fake Dating Jessica Lowndes: 'Younger Women Like Me...and I Have a Big Stick'

Jon Lovitz and Jessica Lowndes, my mortal enemies, were interviewed by Entertainment Weekly on Tuesday about the prank heard ‘round the world (or, at least ‘round the country): that they were dating and engaged. Lowndes says her social media posts were so convincing, that even “close friends” believed her.

This Famous Comedian Is Engaged to Actress Jessica Lowndes, and I Promise You'll Care

In my year and change at Jezebel, I don’t think I’ve written the name of this mystery man in a single installment of Dirt Bag, but, knowing what we know today, that’s probably because the Gossip Gods (show idea) were saving him for something bigger—like being the surprise fiancé of a mostly unknown TV star 31 years…