Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck have been divorcing for longer than I’ve been a blogger! I know no other reality!

Though you probably knew that Jersey Shore’s original cast (including Angelina, but sans Sammi) reunited in Miami of all places for Jersey Shore: Family Vacation earlier this summer, it may have escaped your attention that the series was quickly renewed for a second season, which premiered to less fanfare than it…

Woah, as someone who hasn’t watched Jersey Shore since high school I am probably the wrong person to react to this publicly but I was very caught-off-guard by the uncanny effect wrought by the cast acting exactly the same but looking a good decade older. This is the Jersey Shore I know and love. But I’ll try to get…

In Jersey Shore, Abridged, Jezebel planned to recap the first season, and maybe the entire series, of Jersey Shore in 3 to 5 sentences followed by viewing comprehension questions and therapeutic prompts. An editorial decision was made to jump ahead to the latest season because rewatching the entire series was bad for…

In Jersey Shore, Abridged, Jezebel planned to recap the first season, and maybe the entire series, of Jersey Shore in 3 to 5 sentences followed by viewing comprehension questions and therapeutic prompts. An editorial decision was made to jump ahead to the latest season because rewatching the entire series was bad for…

In Jersey Shore, Abridged, Jezebel planned to recap the first season, and maybe the entire series, of Jersey Shore in 3 to 5 sentences followed by viewing comprehension questions and therapeutic prompts. An editorial decision was made to jump ahead to the latest season because rewatching the entire series was bad for…

In Jersey Shore, Abridged, Jezebel planned to recap the first season, and maybe the entire series, of Jersey Shore in 3 to 5 sentences followed by viewing comprehension questions and therapeutic prompts. An editorial decision was made to jump ahead to the latest season because rewatching the entire series was bad for…

In Jersey Shore, Abridged, Jezebel planned to recap the first season, and maybe the entire series, of Jersey Shore in 3 to 5 sentences followed by viewing comprehension questions and therapeutic prompts. An editorial decision was made to jump ahead to the latest season because rewatching the entire series was bad for…

In Jersey Shore, Abridged, Jezebel will be recapping the first season, and maybe the entire series, of Jersey Shore in 3 to 5 sentences followed by viewing comprehension questions and therapeutic prompts. This series is in honor of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation and me, for my decision to watch and appreciate Jersey…

In Jersey Shore, Abridged, Jezebel will be recapping the first season, and maybe the entire series, of Jersey Shore in 3 to 5 sentences followed by viewing comprehension questions and therapeutic prompts. This series is in honor of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation and me, for my decision to watch and appreciate Jersey…

In Jersey Shore, Abridged, Jezebel will be recapping the first season, and maybe the entire series, of Jersey Shore in 3 to 5 sentences followed by viewing comprehension questions and therapeutic prompts. This series is in honor of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation and me, for my decision to watch and appreciate Jersey…

In Jersey Shore, Abridged, Jezebel will be recapping the first season, and maybe the entire series, of Jersey Shore in 3 to 5 sentences followed by viewing comprehension questions and therapeutic prompts. This series is in honor of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation and me, for my decision to watch and appreciate Jersey…

Halfway through the first episode of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation, Pauly D., the adobe-colored, spiky-haired DJ from Rhode Island, drags a body bag into the living room of their vacation house in Miami. Inside the body bag is a sex doll dressed like Sammi Giancola, the only member of the original cast who opted out…

After many long months of teasing the series (and even announcing its renewal for a second season), MTV has finally released a trailer for its upcoming Jersey Shore reboot, Family Vacation. Based on the 98-second clip, it’s going to be a lot like the original Jersey Shore, only this time they’re in Miami, everyone’s…

“This’ll be fun, we can talk a lot of smack,” SallyAnn Salsano, self-identified Guidette said at the start of our rollicking conversation about her reality show empire that includes Jersey Shore and the forthcoming and insanely entertaining (sorry!) Winter Break: Hunter Mountain. I am happy to report that she was…

Something truly disgusting about me is how much I love the first two seasons of Jersey Shore. The later ones, with their inexplicable focus on Ronnay/Sammay’s relationship (not to mention that disastrous trip to Italy that somehow didn’t prompt the country to ban all visitors from the United States) lost some of the…

Five years after the end of Jersey Shore, the reality show that unleashed Snooki, GTL, and DTF upon the world, the visionaries at MTV are getting the gang back together for an official reunion. It’s called Jersey Shore Family Vacation and it’s headed your way, whether you like it or not.

Minor reality TV celebrity beef alert: the cast of Jersey Shore is apparently NOT very happy with MTV’s attempt at reinvigorating their precious franchise and they’re not gonna take it!!

MTV desperately wants to repeat the success of its former beach bros franchise Jersey Shore, a show that changed everyone’s lives and introduced us to cultural acronyms we never knew we needed. So it’s partly our fault that Floribama Shore is happening.

There is really no good reason to resurrect the cast of MTV’s hit show Jersey Shore five years after its end. Like a high school reunion that you attend only out of obligation, watching most—but not all—of the cast dutifully assemble and tour their old stomping grounds under the guise of actual desire and not a…