Welcome back to Midweek Madness, our long-dormant weekly revue of all the best and the worst but mostly deeply whateverness that tabloid media has to offer us. But first… a passage from Revelations:
A reboot of Friends is not likely to happen, and it’s not even possible unless at least, like, six people really want it to, but then there’s Jennifer Aniston with an interview in InStyle and she’s talking about it again.
One day perhaps far, far in the future, a woman will be in the real White House, but until then there’s Netflix, which has given Tig Notaro the freedom to make an entire fantasy movie about that future day, with Jennifer Aniston starring as President of the United States.
Imagine a lawyer sitting you down at their desk, sliding a document over to your side, and saying, “Now, what we have here is a standard Non-Diva Agreement. Feel free to read through it and ask any questions you might have.” While funny, I’m not sure that’s ever actually happened—not even to newly crowned Suits queen …
Oh shit, Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux have gone their separate ways, and it’s got nothing to do with Valentine’s Day, may it rest. In fact, the couple said in a statement that they came to this decision at the end of last year.
That very tempting scripted TV project about morning news shows starring Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon of course got picked up, and Apple was the bidding war winner.
Jennifer Aniston–the Jennifer Aniston who says “holy crap!”–keeps it saucy for this Harper’s Bazaar interview. Like a celebrity tanning naked in the driveway at wine o’clock, she raps with Amy Sedaris (her friend; omg) on communing with the dead, knocking down walls on a whim, and vitamins vitamins vitamins! while…
Hello, did everyone have a fun Eclipse Day? How long did you stare into its bright, deadly face? Five seconds? 12? You’ll probably blame your eventual blindness on that nice day you glanced briefly at the sun, but remember the real reason is because you spent three-quarters of your life staring at a computer screen.
Expecting to click through this Vogue interview with Jennifer Aniston and read a transcript of an Aveeno commercial, I was pleasantly surprised. This is somebody who says shit!
This just in: Jennifer Aniston is finally returning to TV, more than a decade after she got back together with Ross. According to a story published by The Hollywood Reporter on Thursday, Aniston and Reese Witherspoon (coming off her excellent, Emmy-nominated performance in the HBO limited series Big Little Lies) will…
Miss Tina Knowles Lawson, purveryor of the finest Mom Instagram to date, loves nothing more than sharing a corny-ass joke on Instagram. Her daughter Beyoncé thinks that she should maybe chill out.
Jennifer Aniston is married to hot actor-man Justin Theroux but she was once married to grizzly actor-man Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt is very famously divorcing Angelina Jolie. You know what else he’s doing? Texting Jennifer Aniston.
James McAvoy, a Scottish actor I sort of love but always forget about, is currently promoting his new film Split, in which he plays a man with multiple personalities. It was written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan, is supposed to have a shocking ending, and also stars that young actress from The Witch as this woman…
After nearly two weeks spent in UCLA’s medical center getting treatment for what doctors said was a “temporary psychosis” brought on by sleep deprivation and what I can only assume was extreme exhaustion, Kanye West has been released from the hospital and is headed home.
Jennifer Aniston graces the cover of the December 2016 issue of Marie Claire, and in the accompanying interview, reflects on her career and its uncertain trajectory.
Justin Theroux, the current husband of newly single Brad Pitt’s ex-wife Jennifer Aniston, shared a photo on Instagram over the weekend that caused a mini-shitstorm, but it’s not what you think. Us Weekly reports Theroux originally captioned the photo (of a seemingly indignant young woman shoving her middle finger in…
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where this week Adele, Beyoncé, and Kate Middleton are ALL having babies, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s split is only getting dirtier, and the tabloids—desperate to keep Jennifer Aniston looking jealous and heartbroken—have invented a love triangle between the Friends star, her…
As the divorce of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt totters on, Jennifer Aniston has remained silent but her husband, Justin Theroux has not. Great!
Last night, Jennifer Aniston and her husband Justin Theroux had two friends, Emily Blunt and John Krasinski, over for dinner and debate watching.
