Jul 8
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Here’s a list of words that do not describe how I feel right now: focused, nice, creative. How could I? It…
Jul 1
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Actor Ray Fisher has accused Joss Whedon of “gross, abusive, unprofessional, and completely unacceptable” behavior…
Jun 25
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Jennifer Aniston loves hair care and hydration. She loves a chunky highlight, aviator sunglasses, and a good pair of…
Jun 14
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Rayshard Brooks spent Friday with his 8-year-old daughter, CNN reports, celebrating her birthday before her party on…
May 1
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Shampoo! It’s there for when your hair is dirty. It’s there for you when your hair is half-clean. It’s there for you…
Apr 8
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Cardi B wants more sex, but she’s on her period, so she isn’t really feeling it. A common and extremely relatable…
Mar 10
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For much of his career as a Hollywood power broker, Harvey Weinstein entrenched himself inside a malicious pit of…
Mar 10
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I’m not saying that everything would suddenly get better were Brad Pitt to date Alia Shawkat. But, I do believe that…
Feb 12
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Justin Timberlake is very sorry for what he put wife Jessica Biel through after rudely rubbing up on co-star Alisha W…
Feb 11
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Jessica Simpson has worn a lot of fucking fur and leather on her book tour. Most notably: Calfskin purses, a fox fur…
Feb 7
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Exactly a year ago, when Jennifer Aniston threw a blowout 50th birthday party in the Sunset Tower Hotel, guests were…
Jan 24
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I’ve been away this week, and haven’t had much time to catch up on the news. I hear there is a possible Contagion…
Jan 22
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If Olivia Jade (or that other one, Bella) gets called to testify against her own mother in the college admissions…
Jan 21
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On a Vancouver Island airport runway early Tuesday morning, a former-but-still-kinda royal stepped off a WestJet…
Jan 20
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Sure, people keep telling me it’s a “new” year, but I would like to politely voice my disagreement because there is…
Jan 10
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A new spring bubbles up from the earth, as Jennifer Aniston is finally ousted as Smartwater’s Chief Hydration…
Jan 7
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Chloë Sevigny—or, the Spirit of New York that inhabits Chloë Sevigny—is pregnant. Wow! This is the frequent fashion…
Jan 6
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Selena Gomez, who sang no less than four of my top Spotify songs in 2019, was stung by a Portuguese man o’ war while…
Jan 6
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Did you know that last May, Tom Hanks—or somebody also named Tom Hanks in Beverly Hills—donated $1,400 to Joe Biden?…
Dec 26
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I currently live in a 350-square-foot apartment, which is still rather large, all things considered. Cardi B and Offs…