Jeff Bezos is reportedly meeting with federal prosecutors in New York this week to discuss his allegations that the…
Once every couple of months, I use Amazon to buy a giant jar of snail snot that I rub on my face as a talisman against…
It has been scarcely two months since we first learned of the existence of Jeff Bezos’s dick pics and his apparent…
I would pay $50 to unlearn that Jeff Bezos once called girlfriend Lauren Sanchez his “alive girl” in a sext. The…
It’s South by Southwest time again, a festival that is pretty much like Davos except with maybe four good people also…
The story of how Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez got together is getting thornier: A new report from Vanity Fair reveals…
Amid reports that Amazon is considering pulling out (pun definitely intended) of New York City for its planned second…
Meghan Markle’s dad is, clearly, a gross opportunist for selling his every tidbit about his apparently estranged…
The Jeff Bezos sexting and dick pic saga, a line that brings me little joy to type as we slog through 2019, is…
A person called Pecker is threatening to unleash photographs of Bezos penos (sorry, so very sorry) unto the world, and…
All of Megan Mullally’s relationships are perfect, including the imaginary best friendship she shares with me.
In the latest dump of weird, not-quite-sexts from Amazon supervillain, Jeff Bezos, to his alive girlfriend Lauren…
When I woke up this morning, the first full article I read was about Jeff Bezos’s dick. Specifically, its size, as…
The saga of Jeff Bezos’s woefully pedestrian sexts and the new, looming threat of alleged dick pics continues with this…
Perhaps you were naive enough to think that we could get through this Jeff Bezos news cycle without having to imagine…
Please try and keep your morning repast down, as it brings me no pleasure to share this news with you now. There appear…
Where were you when you learned Jeff Bezos was married? For me, it was at my home on Wednesday morning when I saw this…
It seems that Amazon, a company valued at $768 billion and owned by the richest man alive, has succeeded in pressuring…
Jeffrey Tambor has released a statement following his firing from the cast of Amazon’s award-winning Jill Soloway…
Is it possible that a bookstore clerk once dreadfully wronged Jeff Bezos? Because a rumor that Amazon might open more…
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