Bid Adieu to JNCO Jeans
JNCO, the company behind the pants with a leg opening wide enough to accomodate a girthy calf or two honeybaked hams, is going out of business.
Here's a Crazy Fall Denim Trend I've Never Heard of, Ever: Skinny Jeans
Do you smell that in the air? The sickly saccharine tang of pumpkin spice; a hint of crisp leaves burning. The noonday sun beating down upon your shoulders, ensconced in an optimistic leather jacket, though it is 83 degrees outside. It’s almost fall, motherfuckers, and I have consulted my fashion bible E! News for…
The Oldest Pair of Women's Jeans Look Like the Jeans of Today
The oldest known pair of women’s jeans has been recently unearthed and something about them looks extremely, distressingly familiar.
Set Your Blenders to 'FASHION,' Because Frayed-Hem Jeans Are In
There are so many kinds of jeans, that Dr. Seuss himself would have no trouble filling a book called New Jeans, Old Jeans, White Jeans, Blue Jeans. And on the page where he mentions “frayed-hem mayhem,” you’d find a photo of a furry Seussian character throwing a pair of blue jeans into a blender in a desperate attempt…
Woman Spends 4 Days In the Hospital Thanks to a Pair of Skinny Jeans
A 35-year-old Australian woman was rushed to the hospital recently after collapsing in a park, citing loss of feeling in her legs and feet. Turns out, after a day of helping a family member move—which involved a certain amount of squatting—her skinny jeans had cut off the blood supply to her calf muscles.
I Will Die Before You Make Me Wear Low-Rise Jeans Again
Hey, remember low-rise jeans? That trend from the early-aughts that looked universally terrible on everyone? The style of pants that are the most abusive thing to happen in fashion since the whale-bone corset? Well, horror of horrors, Vogue says they’re back.
Saturday Night Social: Remember To Cop Them JNCO Jeans
It's the first trend I remember. I showed up to school one day and all of the sudden all the skater boys were wearing the widest, most cumbersome jeans my eyes had ever seen (shouts to out Ian M. and Noah Souder-Russo). An aversion to risk, I didn't want to ride around on a skateboard, but a sucker for fashion I sure…
NYPD Wrongly Accuse Mayor's Wife of Wearing Jeans to Cop's Funeral
Things have been exceedingly tense between New York mayor Bill de Blasio and the New York City Police Department following the shooting deaths of Officers Wenjian Liu and Rafael Ramos. After Liu's funeral Sunday, that controversy extended to de Blasio's wife, Chirlane McCray, who NYPD officers accused of wearing…
Notorious Photographer Terry Richardson Now Working for Evisu Jeans
Despite all the controversy, Terry Richardson continues to work. His latest gig? A splashy Autumn/Winter 2014 campaign for Japanese brand Evisu, the makers of $300 jeans.
The Skinny Jeans Trend Just Won't Die
The fashion industry is panicking. They very much depend on being able to sell women entirely new wardrobes like clockwork and at the moment, they're having trouble prying those damn skinny jeans from our hands.
Spanx Jeans Will Not Save Your Ass From Itself
We all know that women loving shopping for jeans—it's right up there with bikini waxes and accidentally eating the other half of the pad thai you were supposed to save for tomorrow's lunch. There is, however, that one elusive yet glorious moment when you finally find the perfect pair of denim. And now Spanx, the…
When Jeans Meet Yoga Pants, an Awful New Product Takes Shape
Joga, it's not just your favorite song by Bjork anymore. No, now one enterprising company has taken pants to the next level by combining the style of denim with the comfort of yoga pants. On the scale of awful, this is better than jeggings but worse than pajama jeans. (I once bought pajama jeans off the TV, so I am an…
Constricting Torture Device Spanx Now Available in the Form of Jeans
Good news, fans of sausage-casing thighs: Spanx is branching out into denim.
Quit Washing Your Jeans So Much, Says the CEO of Levi's
It's no secret that jeans can go for a remarkably long time without a visit to the washing machine, but some of us are perhaps just a little ashamed of how long we'll wear the same pair. Luckily for the slobs out there, the CEO of Levi's has personally blessed our "Eh, it'll go another week" approach.
Get iPhone-Friendly Jeans So You Can Dump Lots of Liquid In Your Lap
Tired of ruining your iPhone every time you pass out and spill a Jägerbomb all over your pants? Well, do we have the solution for you.
Here's How Olympic Skiers Find Jeans that Fit
Skiers tend to develop powerful butts and thighs in order to get down the slopes as quickly and forcefully as possible. This, however, does make it hard to find a pair of jeans that fit well.
Your Tight-Ass Skinny Jeans Almost Ruined U.S. Dollars
For over a hundred years, U.S. dollars have been printed on a unique cotton blend paper made using scraps of denim sold in bulk by the garment industry. In fact, about 30 percent of the cotton used in our money$ came from leftover denim (the rest coming from a variety of other textile wastes). It was all fine and…
Guess How Much These Ridiculous Jeans Cost
Opening Ceremony is known for being really fashion forward, but sometimes it's so forward that, like Thelma and Louise, it goes too far and just drives right off the cliff resulting in a total wreck. Case in point: these friggin' pants.
The Fuck Are These Pants?
I guess my best friend's college boyfriend was onto something after all: Two-tone jeans are back!
Let's Shop for Jeans in the 1970s
Ladies, your spring wardrobe is incomplete without "boy-cut" and "updated" jeans.
