Lauren Conrad is having a baby. So is Whitney Port. Jason Wahler—L.C.’s ex!— and his wife are expecting, too. Maybe…

Nothing gold can stay, including Taylor Swift and Harry Styles' brief foray into exclusivity. New reports claim that …

• Last night Lindsay Lohan Tweeted, "Anyone else have a father that sells fake stories on them for money & dates a…

• The police were called to the home of Sandra Bullock and Jesse James yesterday:

• Uh-oh. Sandra Bullock has left the family home.

• That guy Oprah was leaning on during the Election Day rally in Chicago — whom she thanked on her show, saying, "I…

• Brad Pitt has donated $100,000 to the campaign to defeat Proposition 8, the California ballot initiative that would…

Heidi Montag was on Letterman last night, and she elaborated a little more about the whole Lauren/Jason sex tape…

American Pie star Jason Biggs got married to actress Jenny Mollen on April 23rd at Los Angeles City Hall without…

Lauren Conrad's ex, Jason Wahler, continues to deny the existence of a L.C. sex tape: "I do not have a sex tape of…

• OMG Bobby Brown's autobiography is going to be sofa king awesome: "I never used cocaine until after I met Whitney.…

• Owen Wilson's suicide attempt came on the heels of a three-day binge on crystal meth and "hillbilly heroin," aka…

• Senator Craigslist says that not only is he not gay, he has never been gay, including when he was arrested three…

• Pete Doherty: arrested for drug possession. Again. [Guardian]
  

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We thought Jason Wahler was a douchebag the first time he got caught acting like a drunk, racist homophobe while…

The Hills star Lauren Conrad apparently made a sex tape back when she was with her eminently classy and…