Lauren Conrad is having a baby. So is Whitney Port. Jason Wahler—L.C.’s ex!— and his wife are expecting, too. Maybe it’s because they’re all married and of the baby-making age. Or, maybe it’s because they’re colluding to put their babies on TV in a Laguna Beach/The Hills-spinoff in 18 to 20 years or so, because life…
Nothing gold can stay, including Taylor Swift and Harry Styles' brief foray into exclusivity. New reports claim that Haylor has ended their 65-day-and-one-Press Baby relationship after a disastrous New Year's Eve in the British Virgin Islands. As the Daily Mail quaintly puts it, the two "had an almighty row," after…
Heidi Montag was on Letterman last night, and she elaborated a little more about the whole Lauren/Jason sex tape scandal. She totally says that Lauren confided in Heidi about the fact that Jason was about to sell the sex tape and she didn't know what to do and Heidi was helping her to try to get the tape back. As…
American Pie star Jason Biggs got married to actress Jenny Mollen on April 23rd at Los Angeles City Hall without friends or family present. They've been dating for nine months, and they're currently on their honeymoon in Hawaii. Jealous! • Spencer Pratt will not shut up about this Lauren Conrad sex tape. Of Jason…
Lauren Conrad's ex, Jason Wahler, continues to deny the existence of a L.C. sex tape: "I do not have a sex tape of Lauren Conrad and one does not exist...Spencer Pratt is lying again to get attention." Spencer lying to get attention? Imagine that! • People mag's "Worlds Most Beautiful People" issue hit newsstands…
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, the Wednesday refresher course in all the week's most important news we provide you free of charge so you don't fail the exam. In which we (and our trusty TA who does all the work) Intern Maria "read" the Wednesday celebrity tabs. So you don't "have" to.
Celebrity romances that don't concern dudes we'd like to screw generally don't concern us, but they might be of interest to you, especially if you like really bad musicians. Here's what we learned from reading the tabs this week:
We're way too old to understand what the hell is happening with kids today, but occasionally a little factoid — like how it's apparently now possible to score 2400 on the SAT?! — makes us fear for the economic future of the MySpace generation. This week US Weekly runs a two-page spread on the "secret diaries" of Anna…
We thought Jason Wahler was a douchebag the first time he got caught acting like a drunk, racist homophobe while being arrested on unspecific charges of assholishness! But stories from Wahler's weekend altercation with a cop — whom he reportedly described as a "nigger" "faggot" and "poorfuck" (a new one!) a— spurred…
The Hills star Lauren Conrad apparently made a sex tape back when she was with her eminently classy and mild-mannered boyfriend Jason, and now Jason — headed to jail for 60 days following something of a tipsy brawl with a few members of the lumpenproletariat — is trying to sell it on the interwebs! This gives someone…
