As Ana Steele would say, "Argh!" In a desperate bid to land the directing gig for Universal's Fifty Shades of Grey, G…

For Lady Gaga's next trick, she will buy Neverland Ranch and cover it with black vinyl and spikes. Gaga, who has…

One of the criticisms of Jodie Foster's already legendary Golden Globes speech was the idea of expounding a need for…

YEAH, I SAID IT.

Almost exactly a year after getting engaged to have their likenesses marizpanned and planted into the top of a…

The MTV Movie Awards have finally figured out what it will take to get us to watch the MTV Movie Awards: they have…

Thanks to the antics of nine-month-old Luca Cruz, new mom Hilary Duff now prefers to get her fuck on in the morning…

To kick off her 777 tour, Rihanna's taken 200 bloggers and journalists on a Boeing 777 for a week. I've used my…

The good news is that we've transitioned into the Overanalysis of Interviews post-mortem phase of the Robert…

For days, a Facebook campaign has been asking Dark Knight Rises star Christian Bale to visit the Aurora shooting…

Kobe Bryant's wife, Vanessa, filed for divorce today. According to TMZ, Vanessa left because Kobe couldn't stop…

Apparently Jason Trawick popped the question last night — on his 40th birthday (which means they are both…

Since Britney Spears' current beau is a civilian, not a celebrity, we don't know all that much about him. According…

• Ted Williams, the homeless man turned voice actor, left rehab today against his doctors' advice, less than two weeks…

Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Today we learned that Kate Middleton will always have to walk a step behind Prince…

"Insiders" report that Brit-Brit, devastated by abuse rumors about her boyfriend Jason Trawick that surfaced earlier…

• Angelina Jolie was in Paris last night, promoting The Tourist, but was asked about her directorial debut, a love…

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I fall down the celebrity tabloid rabbit hole. This week we…

• Paris Hilton has been charged with felony cocaine possession.

[Hawaii, August 24. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]