If anyone was pleasantly surprised by how much they enjoyed Bad Teacher, they'll find joy in the fact that Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel have teamed up again for a raunchy comedy about what happens when a married couple's sex tape makes it online. It's called...Sex Tape!

Kim and Kanye will be revealing North West on Kris Jenner's talk show in order to save her Mama Rose ass from cancellation. After Ye couldn't convince Anna Wintour to care, they rejected a $4 million offer from an Australian paper and another "well over $10 million" to show the first photo on Kris.

Nick Cannon seems like a good dude. Right? Am I forgetting about any Cannon terribleness? Remember when he was the "president" of Teen Nick? Remember dem babies? Anyway, he wrote a very long, honest, and kind letter about his friend Amanda Bynes and the poison of celebrity. Here is an excerpt:

As Ana Steele would say, "Argh!" In a desperate bid to land the directing gig for Universal's Fifty Shades of Grey, Gus Van Sant sent the studio an unsolicited test tape of a sex scene from the book, starring Alex Pettyfer as Christian Grey and an "unnamed actress" (offff course) as Anastasia:

Jason Segel has the entire world of entertainment on lock. Is there anything this dude can't do? Acting, writing, relating to young adults via a series of not yet released books? This guy. Right?

Nicki Minaj went on Extra to promote her MAC makeup collaboration VIVA Glam, and said that she's never had surgery on her face. "When people see my makeup they think all types of crazy things that I'm doing to my skin, but it's makeup." However, Minaj does not mention whether she had any work done below the neck, most…

Uuuuuuuuuuugh, whyyyyyyyyyyy? Why can't anything just be FOREVER like in the MOVIES? Why can't movie stars just stay in unhappy relationships in order to bolster my own personal insecurities about the validity of true love!!?!? Come on, guys, it's the least you could do. Anyway, #1 Most Delightful Post-Poehler/Arnett…

As is the case with many a dad/manager, I could have told you something was going on with former youth pastor and Baptist minister Joe Simpson. All those icky comments about daughter Jessica's breasts? That DUI he got in Sherman Oaks in August? His divorce from Tina, his wife of 34 years, late last month? Supposedly,…

Michelle Obama is convinced that her husband Barack—you know, the President of the United States—is squirreling George Clooney away in nooks and crannies of the White House whenever he comes to visit. The President has been kicking it with Clooney ("a wonderful guy") since they worked together on Darfur and Sudan…

Contrary to yesterday's rumors, Robert Pattinson is not on a train, on a boat, on a plane, in a moat, or partying in London. He is, in fact, crouching behind some bushes in Reese Witherspoon's Ojai, California ranch (literal, not metaphor) until this whole "world knowing your girlfriend cheated on you" thing blows…

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we grade the gossip from In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week, Us earns an A+, for printing photographs and an eyewitness account of Kristen Stewart kissing and embracing director Rupert Sanders at various locations in L.A. The other so-called news — Kim K's…

In promoting his movie The Five Year Engagement, Jason Segel revealed that he has previously reached out to Hillary Clinton with the hopes of putting her in one of his movies. Sadly/hilariously/awesomely, Madam Secretary responded with a rejection letter, telling Segel that, as of now, she has a real fucking job to do:

Who among us can honestly say they haven't taken a cheeky wee in a back alley after a night on the turps? The truly honest might 'fess up to peeing in the kitchen sink when a roommate refused to get out of the goddamn shower when they really, really needed to go. Whatever the case may be you don't take a photo of it…

We often hear about actresses urged to get skinny for a role — Anne Hathaway's crash diet for Les Misérables and Beyoncé's "cleanse" for Dreamgirls spring to mind — but rarely are we made aware of male actors subject to the same pressure. However. Last night on The Late Show, Jason Segel revealed that "the studio…

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we attempt to nuzzle up with the gossip in In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week, Jennifer Lopez's manfriend seems to have gotten her name tattooed on his dick; Prince William and Duchess Kate might adopt; and Michelle Williams and Jason Segel are doubly cute…

Actor Jason Segel is presented with his pudding pot by members of the Hasty Pudding Theatricals while being honored as the Hasty Pudding Man of the Year at Harvard University in Cambridge, Mass., Friday, Feb. 3, 2012. (AP Photo/Josh Reynolds)

Jason Segel hosted Saturday Night Live last night, and it ended up being one of the most hilarious episodes in a long time. He was surprisingly great, and the fact that he brought along a few of his costars from The Muppets was an added bonus.

NBC has just released the promos for this week's episode of Saturday Night Live with host Jason Segel. After almost kissing Vanessa Bayer, the two disclose their frizzy hair secrets to one another and they naturally decide to get married.