Two major stories have broken just this week concerning Ivanka Trump and various male Trump spawn/spawn-in-law, both painting a sweet familial picture of extreme professional misconduct and flagrant duplicity.
Jared Kushner, Donald Trump’s adenoidal nitwit of a son-in-law and highly inexperienced political advisor, is registered to vote in the state of New York as a woman.
In the current White House, accusations and condemnations are strewn around like chimps flinging shit, but it turns out the most copious poopers are the Trumps. News broke Sunday that prominent slumlord/Pixar voice actor Jared Kushner used his personal email for government business, and today it’s come to light that…
Well WELL. Guess who has used a private email server to discuss White House business with other administration officials? Hint: He has the smooth skin of a newborn alien and two pools of oil for eyes. If you guessed Jared Kushner, you win! (Kidding, no one wins.)
White House senior advisor Jared Kushner, emerging from a 2.5 hour closed door meeting with the Senate Intelligence Committee on Monday afternoon, denied colluding with Russian officials during the campaign. He was not under oath during the private meeting with Senate staff on Monday.
On Wednesday morning, a group of House Democrats sent a letter to Andrew McCabe, acting FBI director, asking him to “conduct a review of a potentially serious issue involving First Daughter and Assistant to the President, Ivanka Trump.” The letter, written by Virginia Congressman Don Beyer, asks McCabe to review…
Donald Trump Jr., along with Jared Kushner and then-campaign manager Paul Manafort, held a meeting with a Russian lawyer at Trump Tower last year in hopes of learning damning information about Hillary Clinton’s campaign.
I am out of breath and filled with endorphins because today, we have finally heard the voice of Jared Kushner, the prettiest doll on Trump’s island of misfit toys.
Reports from several outlets—including the Washington Post, the New York Times, and Reuters—alleged on Friday that Trump’s senior advisor and son-in-law-in-chief, Jared Kushner, discussed with Russia’s ambassador to Washington, Sergey Kislyak, the possibility of establishing a secret communication backchannel between…
Jared Kushner, son-in-law of President Donald Trump and close personal adviser despite a galling lack of experience, is now under scrutiny by the FBI in the investigation into Russian meddling in the 2016 election.
Ah yes, here it is. Are you ready for today’s news dump? Here you go! On Friday afternoon, the New York Times reported that, according to a document summarizing his Oval Office meeting with Russian officials, Donald Trump referred to recently-fired FBI director James Comey as “a real nut job” and now that he’s gone,…
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You have my advanced apologies this week for including so many images of terrible men who look like infected stubbed toes. Not a lot I can do about that.
The Associated Press
reports that on the same day Ivanka Trump and her husband Jared Kushner joined a Mar-a-Lago dinner with Chinese president Xi Jinping, the Chinese government gave provisional approval to her company for three new trademarks.
Jared Kushner, the slimy little weasel currently embroiled in a dudefight with the porcine and inflamed Stephen Bannon, reportedly withheld dozens of meetings and contacts with Russian officials when he applied for the top-secret security clearance that he so greatly desires.
Steve Bannon, a raging racist pustule who somehow believes he is superior in the genetics department, and Jared Kushner, New York’s prodigal fuckboy, are dipping their toes in what could become the most epic dudefight in the history of dudefights. Michael Bay should direct.