Ivanka Trump Is a 'Kind' Person (According to Hugh Jackman)
On Tuesday, Hugh Jackman, a man so talented that he played Wolverine without researching wolverines and realizing they’r…
Jared Kushner Wants Justice for All the Wrongly Incarcerated White Billionaires
Jared Kushner—a man who both comes from and married into a family of wealthy grifters—has revealed how he got so…
Congrats to Karlie Kloss on Being Officially Related to Ivanka Trump and Jared KushnerÂ
After six years of dating, model Karlie Kloss has married the (comparatively speaking) least fucked up Kushner (Joshua…
Having Jared Kushner As Your Landlord Sounds Like Pure HellÂ
Long before Jared Kushner served as the president’s shithead senior adviser, he was a massive shithead slumlord in New…
The Very Best of Ivanka Trump In Fear
Bob Woodward’s Fear: Trump in the White House told readers much of what they already knew: the president is a malicious…
Jared and Ivanka Play Op-Ed DetectiveÂ
I too hate it when my enemies are talking publicly about how to bring me down.
Jared Can't Get In the Building
Jared wants to get inside building. Jared can’t get inside building. Jared smirks as reporters ask him questions. Jared…
Donald Trump Maybe Wanted Ivanka to Marry Someone Else
According to Donald Trump, who may or may not want to marry his eldest daughter, Ivanka could have married New England…
A Lawsuit Against the Kushner Family's Real Estate Company Will Go to Court As Planned
Hand me my chewing knife!
Karlie Kloss and Jared Kushner's Brother: Engaged!
Former Taylor Swift BFF, Koder, and supermodel Karlie Kloss is engaged! To Jared Kushner’s brother,…
It Seems Another Woman Has Had Sex With Rudy Giuliani, Unfortunately
Another day. Another day!
Ivanka Made $5 Million Last Year From Her Cursed Clothing Brand, Which She Also Happens to Wear Quite a Lot!
White House senior advisers and professional grifters Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner are cleaning the fuck up outside…
Kim Kardashian Goes to WashingtonÂ
A scene from my nightmares will unfold in our nation’s capital on Wednesday: Kim Kardashian and Donald Trump will meet…
Rotund Crackpots Struggle to Find Common GroundÂ
A sinkhole has opened up on the White House lawn, which feels a little on the nose.
You'll Never Believe This, But Jared Kushner Is Not Well-Respected Overseas
The Associated Press has a long story out about Trump fundraisers and business partners Elliott Broidy and George…
Unpaid White House Employee Representing the Nation at the Dreaded Opening of the New U.S. Embassy in Jerusalem
Ivanka and Jared, per Jared’s role as Innovations Officer and in Ivanka’s new official capacity as an Unpaid Employee,…