It Seems Another Woman Has Had Sex With Rudy Giuliani, Unfortunately
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Donald Trump Might Pardon More People From Kim Kardashian's List and Jeff Sessions Is Mad
Donald Trump, who has discovered the joys of pardoning bad men—and, on the rare occasion, at the behest of Kim Kardashian, showing actual humanity to a woman serving an unjust sentence—may soon extend pardons to more people on Kardashian’s list at the urging of his son-in-law and Middle East peacemaker Jared Kushner.
Ivanka Made $5 Million Last Year From Her Cursed Clothing Brand, Which She Also Happens to Wear Quite a Lot!
White House senior advisers and professional grifters Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner are cleaning the fuck up outside of the administration jobs they were given because of daddy president. According to new financial disclosures, the couple made a whopping $82 million in outside income in 2017. $82 million!
Kim Kardashian Goes to Washington
A scene from my nightmares will unfold in our nation’s capital on Wednesday: Kim Kardashian and Donald Trump will meet in the White House, thanks to “months” of back-channel talks between the princess of Calabasas and Jared Kushner.
Jared Kushner Finally Got His Big Boy Security Clearance
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Rotund Crackpots Struggle to Find Common Ground
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You'll Never Believe This, But Jared Kushner Is Not Well-Respected Overseas
The Associated Press has a long story out about Trump fundraisers and business partners Elliott Broidy and George Nader, who reportedly functioned, for a time, as an obscenely high-paid backchannel between crown princes from the UAE and Saudi Arabia and the Trump White House as the countries sought to position U.S.…
Unpaid White House Employee Representing the Nation at the Dreaded Opening of the New U.S. Embassy in Jerusalem
Ivanka and Jared, per Jared’s role as Innovations Officer and in Ivanka’s new official capacity as an Unpaid Employee, are off to oversee the Middle East.
When the Kush Hits (In the Form of a Federal Subpoena Over Slumlord Tactics)
The Kushner Cos., the company owned by the family of Jared Kushner, President Trump’s special big boy advisor and son-in-law, is honestly so happy that the federal government has chosen to subpoena it for information about whether or not it filed false documents about real estate holdings in New York City, thank you so…
Jared and Ivanka Thought ‘Planned Parenthood Discontinues Abortion Services' Would Be a Great Headline
News that Planned Parenthood Federation of America’s President Cecile Richards met with Ivanka Trump in the weeks following Donald Trump’s inauguration broke last year; Politico reported in 2017 that Richards had met with Ivanka Trump to “seek common ground on the contentious issue of abortion.”
Jezebel Investigates: Is This a Finger, a Bicep, or Jared Kushner's Cursed Pec?
Theodore Kushner, the youngest son of Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner, was born two years ago today. To commemorate the occasion, Trump shared the following photo on Twitter and Instagram:
Jared Kushner's Brother Reportedly Donated $50,000 to March for Our Lives
A brief but oh-so-sweet, gentle lull: rich person in Trump’s extended circle uses riches to positively impact the lives of other people.
Even Trump Isn't Sure If He Wants Ivanka and Jared Around Anymore
Jared Kushner is a senior advisor with a downgraded security clearance, Ivanka Trump is a special assistant to the president who thinks it’s rude to ask her questions about her dada, and now even Trump is reportedly starting to question what exactly they’re doing around the White House anymore.
Trump Goes (Temporarily?) Rogue, Appears to Back Gun Control Measures
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Trump Asks Justice Department to Regulate Bump Stocks
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Do We Really Need Steve Bannon's 'Unfettered Thoughts'? Again?
In Gabriel Sherman’s new profile of Steve Bannon for Vanity Fair, Bannon deflects the explicitly true suggestion that he has encouraged white supremacist and Nazi groups with an interesting anecdote.
The Trump Family Literally Doesn't Know How to Vote???
Many things are difficult when you are a Trump. Telling the truth, for instance, or touching your top teeth and your bottom teeth together when your mouth is closed. It is not necessarily surprising, then, to hear that members of the Trump family have had trouble voting, particularly considering their medium-to-low…
Trump Only So-So In Terms of Understanding What His Jerusalem Announcement Means
According to a new Washington Post report, Donald Trump does not fully understand the implications of his decision to declare Jerusalem the capital of Israel and move the U.S. embassy there. This isn’t particularly surprising for a man who does not fully understand literally anything, up to and including how to keep…
From Jared to Kellyanne: The Year in Political Dicks
It’s baffling to look back at the past year in politics, to begin to wade through the number of protections rolled back by the administration, or the number of Friday afternoons interrupted by news existentially threatening our democracy, or the number of times the President has demonstrated severe and unchecked…
Jared Kushner Has Been a Very Naughty Boy
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