If I told you that someone said the actual words, “Leave Louis C.K. alone,” surely you would think that I was kidding,…

It looks like Janeane Garofolo know who's signing on to co-star — along with House's Lisa Edelstein and Private Practice…

This video from comedy psychic/shameless sandwich hawker Emily Heller, although peppered with wonderful jokes about…

Guten morgen! At a premiere for Twilight Saga: The Last One, Right? God I Hope They're Not Lying About That, Kristen…

• Paris Hilton was detained for possession of marijuana in Port Elizabeth, South Africa yesterday, but was later cleared…

• Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green tied the knot last week in Hawaii, and we're just hearing about it now.

• Katy Perry has posed topless for Esquire UK.

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Janeane Garofalo freely admits to New York that she has "sold out" to Hollywood's expectations of women. Not that it's…

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• Russell Brand was shoved into a fountain by an onlooker as he filmed his latest movie in London: "The bloke used a bit…

• A source claims that Jude Law, who, as Dodai mentioned yesterday, is currently caught up in another scandal involving a…

Last night, Lindsay Lohan's I'm-sober-and-ready-to-work movie, Labor Pains, premiered on ABC Family (instead of in…

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Americans staging "tea party" protests against President Obama are so angry that comedian/actress/activist Janeane…

• Some vegan pet owners have begun feeding their animals vegan diets, because "living with a tiny carnivore" was too…

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You know how we questioned whether or not Janeane Garofalo was doing the voice overs for the Weight Watcher "hunger…