If I told you that someone said the actual words, “Leave Louis C.K. alone,” surely you would think that I was…

It looks like Janeane Garofolo know who's signing on to co-star — along with House's Lisa Edelstein and Private…

This video from comedy psychic/shameless sandwich hawker Emily Heller, although peppered with wonderful jokes about…

Guten morgen! At a premiere for Twilight Saga: The Last One, Right? God I Hope They're Not Lying About That, Kristen…

• Paris Hilton was detained for possession of marijuana in Port Elizabeth, South Africa yesterday, but was later…

• Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green tied the knot last week in Hawaii, and we're just hearing about it now.

• Katy Perry has posed topless for Esquire UK.

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Janeane Garofalo freely admits to New York that she has "sold out" to Hollywood's expectations of women. Not that…

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• Russell Brand was shoved into a fountain by an onlooker as he filmed his latest movie in London: "The bloke used a…

• A source claims that Jude Law, who, as Dodai mentioned yesterday, is currently caught up in another scandal…

Last night, Lindsay Lohan's I'm-sober-and-ready-to-work movie, Labor Pains, premiered on ABC Family (instead of in…

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Last night on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, a very grumpy Janeane complained about coffee, bitched about Twitter,…

Americans staging "tea party" protests against President Obama are so angry that comedian/actress/activist Janeane…

• Some vegan pet owners have begun feeding their animals vegan diets, because "living with a tiny carnivore" was too…

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Megan decided to ignore Rush Limbaugh's appeal to American women this week because she didn't want to help promote…

You know how we questioned whether or not Janeane Garofalo was doing the voice overs for the Weight Watcher "hunger…