The world premiere of Iron Man 2, at Hollywood's El Capitan Theatre, was so chock-a-block with strange shoes and sexyface and shiny, unhappy dresses and short-shorts that we're as exhausted as if we'd been clomping around in an iron suit.

Don Cheadle will replace Terrence Howard as Jim Rhodes in the Iron Man sequel due out in 2010. Apparently Howard dropped out due to financial differences. • Rachel Zoe on her peculiar speech patterns: “Sometimes I’m working with clients that don’t speak English and they’ll ask, ‘What is this bananas?’” • New York had…