Trapper Keeper Makes Triumphant Return as iPad Case
A company is re-introducing a new version of Trapper Keepers for the digital age. Turn up the Kool and the Gang,…
Someday Buying a Vibrator Will Be as Boring as Buying an iPod
What if buying a vibrator were as commonplace and uneventful as popping into the Apple store for an iPod or buying a…
No, Your Cat Doesn't Need an iPad
"Does your cat need an iPad?" implores the Yahoo news headline. I don't know, says my brain, does your dog need a…
Chinese Teenager Unwisely Sells His Kidney So He Can Buy an iPad
Teenagers are renowned for their love of electronic gadgets and their poor judgment, and it seems these two things have…
Imagine, if You Will, a World Where You Can Play Tiny Tower During Takeoff
Frequent air travelers, rejoice! That painful period during take-off and landing when you're not allowed to use your…
Ladies Are Hiding Some Pretty Dirty Stuff in Their Nooks
Following the sweeping success of softcore sensation Fifty Shades of Grey, the lamestream media is figuring out that…
The Horsepad Is an iPad...for Horses
This would actually be an ingenious marketing scheme — that is, it would be ingenious if horses were people. It takes…
Baby Thinks Magazine Is A Busted iPad
Here's a horrifying video for all of you technophobes. iPad-savvy Babies don't understand why they can't use gestures…
iKitty Is Your New Virtual Best Feline Friend
At first glance, this above iPad app titled "KITTY!" looked like a cross between the Game Boy games about pets and…
Baking With Your iPad Is Bad For You
There are a lot of things going wrong in this world: dead satellites are hurtling toward our houses, innocent people…
Study Confirms That iPad Is Just Expensive Bathroom Reading
In a recent study by Staples, 80% of tablet owners said they bought them to help achieve improved work/life balance —…
13 Things We Learned From The 'Cosmo For Guys' iPad App
As we now know, Cosmopolitan just launched an iPad-only magazine called Cosmo For Guys. It's like Cosmo, but … uh, for…
Introducing Cosmo For Guys: For Men Who Want To Question Their Own Bedroom Skills
Ladies, we've finally achieved gender equality. With this commercial, Hearst announced the release of CFG: Cosmo for…
The 10 Real Life Lessons Of Fruit Ninja
Fruit Ninja is not just a video game. It is an educational experience, full of zen wisdom.
Ladymags Suffer At The Hands Of The iPad
Rather than saving print media, sales of magazine iPad issues are declining even as more devices sell. Wired sold…
New App Allows The Computer-Proficient Dead To Communicate With Loved Ones
"Ghost in the Machine" is a new iPad app for the more discriminating ghost to communicate its thoughts with you. I…
Prove That Your Kid Is The Most Spoiled On The Street With A Woogie
Today in shit you don't need: a six-armed plush case for your kid's iPad. It's ugly as heck and named "the Woogie."…
Can Someone Help Robert De Niro Increase The Text Size On His iPad?
[Rome, October 5. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
Oprah's Favorite iPad Apps
Oprah is a big iPad fangirl. Such a fangirl, in fact, that she bought one iPad for each of her magazine's staffers.…
American Apparel Is On Notice, Courtesy Of NY Stock Exchange
- American Apparel has received yet another delisting warning from the New York Stock Exchange. The troubled company has…