The New York Police Department is looking for any leads on a man that’s been accused of masturbating on a crowded train last week. The woman who reached out to the NYPD with a complaint claims that the man jerked it behind a hat to completion on her morning commute. Also, there’s video.
There's a man in Montana imbued with more power than he should have who doesn't like yoga pants. He doesn't like them so much that he wants to make wearing them in public worthy of a large fine and a trip to jail.
Here's something that's both weird and, as it turns out, illegal: putting a dildo in your pants, driving over to the local community college, and showing it to passersby like it's your own dick. Twenty-six-year-old Jason Bovia did that at Anne Arundel Community College, and when police were called, they found him "in…