The New Ikea 'Store' Isn't Really a Store
Most of the pleasure of going to Ikea is the same as going to any other store: selecting an item to buy and then…
Solange's Saint Heron Is Collaborating With IKEA on SomethingÂ
When I think of IKEA, I feel nothing. Yet the Swedish-founded, DIY-assembly furniture conglomerate is known for…
Swedish Meatballs: "We're Turkish!"
Buckle up, IKEA brunchers! Swedish meatballs, the national dish of Sweden, ain’t Swedish at all. According to the…
Take a Piss On This Ikea Ad to Find Out If You're Pregnant
Have you longed for the day when you would be expecting a child? Did you imagine that sacred moment of discovery as a…
Those Night's Watch Cloaks from Game of Thrones Are Legit Just Aged IKEA RugsÂ
The Night’s Watch, true to their backstory as a borderline forgotten and perpetually underfunded Westerosi institution,…
Peek at How IKEA Tailors Its Catalogs for Different Markets Around the WorldÂ
That fat IKEA catalog that lands with a thud in mailboxes worldwide around this time annually is apparently a massive…
IKEA Smells Like Meatballs and Broken Relationships
IKEA, a shopping experience so miserable that it should only be undertaken with blood relatives, is releasing a home…
This Is My Final Word on Pete Souza's Alleged Shade (It's Not Shade)
Apropos of absolutely nothing, I’ve been having an extremely frustrating denim experience. I recently ordered a new…
Trump Made Up a Swedish Terrorist Attack
Swedes completed the three stages of processing a blatant Trump administration lie (confusion, followed by anger,…
Mean Dad Ikea Says No More Illegal Teen Sleepovers Allowed
Cool teen YouTubers Bakuna Fatata posted a video in August showing them sneaking into an Ikea, hiding until closing…
Ikea Finally Recalls Millions of Its Deadly Dressers
After a string of both deaths and consumer complaints about the risk of its dressers tipping over and causing injury,…
IKEA Works With UN to Provide 10,000 Temporary Homes for Syrian Refugees
Although Ben Carson might have us believe otherwise, many refugees living in camps around the world are struggling to…
Wanna Put Your Relationship Through Its Paces? Try IKEA!Â
Sometimes, you look at a romantic partner, and you think, “I’m really feeling this, but how do I know if Snugglepants…
IKEA Now Offers Virtual Weddings (Some Assembly Required)
The dream of the 90s is alive: You can still get legit married in a virtual ceremony! You haven’t missed your chance!…
This Dude Hilariously Recreated Sia's "Chandelier" Music Video in Ikea
Okay, I absolutely have a soft spot for "Chandelier" parody videos. For some reason it never gets old watching dudes…
Tumblr Proves Ikea is Actually a Time-Travelling Vampire of Some Sort
Are you ready to have your mind freaked? As usual, some crazy shit on Tumblr is here to do it for you.
Ikea Is Pretty Sure You Need a Puppy to Go With That Billy Bookcase
As part of a clever campaign, animal rescue organizations are partnering with Ikea and other furniture stores to…
Ikea Removes Lesbians From Its Russian Catalog
The unfortunate birthplace of your entire bedroom set, Ikea, has removed a feature about a lesbian couple from the…
Alfonso Cuarón's Ikea Is Several Times More Terrifying Than Gravity
Life in Ikea is impossible. Truer words.
Ikea's Moose Meat Lasagna Joins the Club of Meat that's Contaminated with Other Meat
Ikea. Girl. I think it's time that we had a talk about how you keep making one kind of meat out of a completely…