Look At This Dumbass
Texas tea party Rep. Blake Farenthold (R), who represents an area that is directly in the path of Hurricane Harvey—and…
An Open Letter to World Leaders: Please, For the Love of God, Ignore Donald Trump's Tweets
Hello Your Eminences, Madam President, Mr. King, Mrs. Queen and everyone else put in charge of keeping their nation on…
Mississippi Pol Very Offended By the Women's March, Especially the Gross Part About Birth Control
Mississippi State Senator Chris McDaniel, a tea party Republican, has many beliefs. He believed, in 2014, that his…
A Few Things I Have Learned About Going Outside In North Dakota In Winter
On Sunday, I arrived in North Dakota and headed to Oceti Sakowin, one of the main camps where Native water protectors…
University of Oregon Law Professor Under Investigation After Attending a Halloween Party in Blackface
A law professor at the University of Oregon is under investigation after showing up to an off-campus Halloween party in…
Ohio Trump Campaign Chair Kathy Miller Resigns After Saying There Was 'No Racism' Before Obama
As grim spectre of the first presidential debate looms faintly in the distance, we are blessed with the insight of…
Daily Mail Claims Anthony Weiner Also Sexted 15-Year-Old Girl, Knowing She Was 15
The Daily Mail published a story Wednesday in which the publication claims that former Congressman and prolific sexter…
Can Someone Set Me Up With This DJ Who Drunkenly Bought a $40K Bus In Ibiza?
I guess you could say I’m a “romantic.” I love that moment, on a second or third date, when you catch that person’s eye…
Sovereign Citizen Ryan Bundy Files Legal Motion Declaring Himself an 'Idiot'
In a frankly laudable display of self-awareness, one of the men who occupied a nature preserve in Oregon earlier this…
Man Who Voted For Brexit Is 'A Bit Shocked' His Vote Counted, Is Now 'Worried'
A befuddled British voter named Adam who is having a very bewildering day told the BBC that he is “a bit shocked, to be…
Florida Governor/Voldemort Rick Scott: 'The Second Amendment Didn't Kill Anybody'
In an interview with CNN today, Florida Governor Rick Scott—an empty shell of a man so comically villainous that…
Which Extremely Transphobic Texas Politician's Tweet Is Worse?
As you may have heard, Obama recently instructed public schools to allow transgender students to use whichever bathroom…
Owen Labrie Is Out of Jail, Where He Had an Epiphany About How 'Privileged' He Is
Owen Labrie, now 20, was released from jail on Monday, May 16. Labrie, who was convicted of sexually assaulting a…
Georgia Parents, Sensing Sorcery, Push School to Ban Use of the Word 'Namaste'
Administrators at Bullard Elementary School in Kennesaw, Georgia, have had to change elements of its yoga and…
Kentucky's Dipshit Governor Tries to Prove That Dems Aren't Working, Films Himself in the Wrong Location
Kentucky’s new governor Matt Bevin, whose political views and personal affect are a cross between Ted Cruz and a…
Trolls Are Mad Sam's Club Is 'Racist' Against White Men
Sam’s Club, a discount warehouse store owned by Wal-Mart, could be criticized for any number of things, including huge…
Dude, U Cannot Fall Into Someone
Ehsan Abdulaziz, a 46-year-old British millionaire, has responded to allegations that he raped an 18-year-old by saying…
School Board Member Finds Muppets Book Too 'Graphic,' Demands Removal From Kindergarten Curriculum
Mary Carney, a Marshfield, Wisconsin School Board member, member of the Central Wisconsin Tea Party and Very Frightened…
Tom Brady Is Still Dumb
Tom Brady, who said earlier this month that a Trump presidency “would be great” because Donald Trump gave him a free…