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I Did It to MyselfI Did It to MyselfA Few Things I Have Learned About Going Outside In North Dakota In WinterAnna Merlan12/06/16 12:25PM
University of Oregon Law Professor Under Investigation After Attending a Halloween Party in BlackfaceMegan Reynolds11/03/16 12:11AM
Ohio Trump Campaign Chair Kathy Miller Resigns After Saying There Was 'No Racism' Before ObamaMegan Reynolds9/23/16 12:15AM
Daily Mail Claims Anthony Weiner Also Sexted 15-Year-Old Girl, Knowing She Was 15Anna Merlan9/21/16 12:05PM
Can Someone Set Me Up With This DJ Who Drunkenly Bought a $40K Bus In Ibiza?Ellie Shechet8/26/16 2:05PM
Sovereign Citizen Ryan Bundy Files Legal Motion Declaring Himself an 'Idiot'Anna Merlan7/29/16 4:55PM
Man Who Voted For Brexit Is 'A Bit Shocked' His Vote Counted, Is Now 'Worried'Anna Merlan6/24/16 9:40AM
Florida Governor/Voldemort Rick Scott: 'The Second Amendment Didn't Kill Anybody'Stassa Edwards6/17/16 12:50PM
Owen Labrie Is Out of Jail, Where He Had an Epiphany About How 'Privileged' He IsStassa Edwards5/17/16 4:10PM
Georgia Parents, Sensing Sorcery, Push School to Ban Use of the Word 'Namaste'Ellie Shechet3/24/16 7:00PM
Ted Cruz Wants to Radicalize Muslim Neighborhoods to Prevent Them From Being RadicalizedJia Tolentino3/22/16 12:45PM
Kentucky's Dipshit Governor Tries to Prove That Dems Aren't Working, Films Himself in the Wrong LocationEllie Shechet3/08/16 10:15AM
School Board Member Finds Muppets Book Too 'Graphic,' Demands Removal From Kindergarten CurriculumEllie Shechet12/09/15 3:50PM
