Ah, Ian. The shining star of this season of The Bachelorette: tall; in possession of an excellent head shape; a former model; went to Princeton; is a former track star who survived a horrible car accident; does charity work; can sing. But don’t just believe me—let him tell you himself!

Today in Tweet Beat, Spencer Pratt is getting emotional, André Leon Talley tells Martha Stewart what he thinks about her look, and Kirstie Alley is sick of religious bigots (i.e., people who mock Scientology).