i did it to myself

On an average day, I do not spend much time thinking about my underwear because if it’s good, it’s doing its job:…

Thirty-four minutes into what was meant to be a 30-minute journey, a clip of a denture-wearing Rami Malek as Freddie…

It was a little after 5 p.m. when we pulled into the covered parking lot of a Comfort Inn. I was there to meet…

I arrive at Six Flags Great Adventure, in Jackson, N.J., one extremely hot October day, already a scary human…

Ariana Grande, small pig owner and Pete Davidson appreciator, has a ponytail that, if laid out next to her prone…

Windsor—What does it take to get the perfect shot of the newly married Harry and Meghan from the cheap seats? Turns…

Windsor—I’d been in Windsor less than 30 minutes on Thursday morning when I spotted Hoda Kotb, host of the Today Show…

I blame my interest in raw meat on my mother. Under the guise of protecting us, she wouldn’t let me or my sister…

The tote bag I was given upon crossing the threshold of In Goop Health—a day-long wellness conference for Goop’s…

Ever since Tim Gunn uttered his first “Hmm” on Project Runway, I’ve dreamed of being a contestant on the show. Not…

Generally speaking, I find life adequately challenging without inventing ways to put my mettle to the test. Although…

If you have ever flipped on the tube after eating a ball of pot, settled on the most invigorating display of human…

We at Jezebel get invited to endless PR events, most of them not worth attending. We do make an exception, however,…

Like all ideas that sound good at the time but are actually quite scary, my journey to become a mermaid started with…

A man has built himself a bubble bath out of balloons. He is asking two teenage girls—who have volunteered for this,…

On Thursday, our friend and former colleague Jia Tolentino wrote, “The Personal-Essay Boom Is Over” for the New…

Over the past few months, you may have seen commercials for a Phantom of the Opera-esque beauty treatment, a plastic…

On Sunday, I arrived in North Dakota and headed to Oceti Sakowin, one of the main camps where Native water…

I don’t remember exactly how I played myself into wearing a tail for a week—I just know that it wouldn’t have…

God help me, I actually enjoyed reading Ivana Trump’s dishy, ridiculous, semi-autobiographical 1992 novel, For Love…