Megachurch Pastor & Author of Marriage Advice Books Fired After Getting Caught Making Out with Teenager

Jack Schaap, an Indiana megachurch pastor with a finely tuned Sincerity Face, has been fired after he was caught sincerely sucking face with a girl who was not his God-endorsed wife. The good news is that the girl appeared to consent to the makeout sesh. The super, extra gigantic bad news is that according to some…

Feminists May Not Always Be Ugly, But They Make Terrible Girlfriends, Says Phyllis Schlafly's Crazy Ass

Unintentional hilarity machine Phyllis Schlafly issued a dire warning to cadets at the Citadel yesterday, explaining to students that they should never, ever, under any circumstances, even in case of emergency or possible decapitation, date a feminist. What makes them even more dangerous is that nowadays, you can't…

Advertisement