How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? The world may never know. How many months does it take before a plastic figurine becomes partially "caramelized" in a container of human goo? About eight months. What's the worst part? The smell. The smell. Oh god, the smell.

You may not yet be familiar with congressional candidate Gary Kiehne, a hell of a guy who's all about family values, fighting abortion and making up statistics about who's responsible for mass shootings (democrats), but you're about to be. Because the guy's got a giant horse dong in his campaign ad. Won't somebody…

A 22—year-old woman from Arizona was arrested this week after taking to Craigslist to find a casual encounter (and maybe more?). Like many of us, the woman (who identifies as transgender and was booked under the name Donald Waelde) posted an ad on the classifieds site looking for a (literal) stud. Waelde, however,…

Yesterday, Prince Harry and Prince William — sorry, the Duke Of Cambridge — played in the Sentebale Polo Cup at Coworth Park Polo Club, Ascot, Berkshire. William played for team Tusk and Prince Harry played for Sentebale. Tusk won. But. More important: The press is breathlessly reporting that Harry "removed his…

Analisa writes: "For the equestrians on Jez! My fur kid, Rosie. And my other fur-kid, Grace. Grace & Rosie=BFFs."

[International Polo Club, Palm Beach, Florida, March 5. Image via INFDaily.]

[Meet Selma's horse, Taffy! Burbank, November 18. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

[New York, September 21. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

[Surrey, July 17. Image via INFDaily.]

[Cheltenham, U.K., March 18. Image via Getty]

[Arcadia, California; November 7. Image via Getty]

[Arlington, September 10. Image via Getty]

[Birmingham, UK, October 10. Image via Splash.]

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