Republican Candidates, Ranked By Who God Loves Most
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Hey, What's That on Pluto?
Hello, small human on a minuscule planet. There’s some nifty stuff going on in the infinite universe. Specifically, the …
Church Fires Unwed Mother For Refusing to Marry Fiancé
Apryl Kellam was dismissed from her position at a church day care after refusing to marry her fiancé. Kellam told CBS 6…
Houston's Lesbian Mayor Is Getting Flooded With Protest Bibles
Houston mayor Annise Parker has been sent between 500 and 1,000 Bibles at her home, part of a bizarre protest effort…
Thousands Protest Catholic School's Firing of Pregnant Lesbian Teacher
An all-girls Catholic high school in Bloomfield, Michigan fired 9-year teaching veteran Barb Webb after Webb announced…
Even the Pope Gets Called Fat Sometimes
This morning, for a brief, shining moment, CNN fat shamed the pope. Not even His Holiness is immune from an overly…
Mom Flips Out Over Nurse Wanting to Speak Privately With Teen Daughter
One Michigan Concerned Mother is so, so, so mad that a hospital that she took her daughter to requested speaking…
Vatican Takes Hard Line on Wayward American Nuns
In the latest play in the Vatican's strict two-year crackdown on those American rebel brutes known as nuns, the…
Quit Trying to Make the 'War on Easter' Happen
Apparently unsatisfied with only Yuletide declarations of being warred upon, Fox News is now trying to convince its…
Catholic Nuns Come Out in Support of Obamacare Contraception Access
As the Supreme Court prepares to rule on the legality of private corporations denying women reproductive autonomy…
Christian Fashion Week: Like Regular Fashion Week But With More Jesus
What makes a fashion show "Christian?" Is there a crucifixion at the end? Or at least weak coffee and home made lemon…
Sorry, God: Catholic Schoolgirls Use Birth Control
Three anonymous women who attend the University of Notre Dame have been granted the right to intervene in the school's…
Lesbian Pastors Get Married, Risk Their Careers for Love
Two female pastors in Seattle have put everything on the line for their love for one another.
America Is Turning Into A Godless Heckhole (Because Hell Isn't Real)
A new Harris poll shows that while the majority of Americans still say they believe in God, that number is dropping…
Pope Francis Will Absolutely Not Appoint Any Female Cardinals
OK, don't get too excited about the new socially progressive head of the Catholic Church, Pope Francis, just yet. Turns…
Pope Francis Is the Princess Diana of Popes
This morning, TIME announced that this year's Prom Queen Of News is none other than Pope Francis. The pontiff is the…
Worst Guy Ever Alert: Beware of Horrible Hipster Pastor Mark Driscoll
I wouldn't normally give extra attention to preening alpha evangedouche Mark Driscoll, but he seems to be popping up…
Costco Apologizes for Selling Bibles Categorized as 'Fiction'
Costco has apologized to customers after a box of Bibles labeled "Fiction" made it to store shelves in LA. As one might…
Christian Teen Would Rather Drop Out of Big Race Than Wear Number 666
A Kentucky high school runner recently cut her season short when she opted not to run in regionals. She wasn't injured,…
Hell-Bound Atheists Might Be Better at Marriage Than Christians
If your marriage ceremony didn't include the Lord or his ambassadors — and instead maybe involved jumping over drum…