Hello, Is It Lionel Richie You're Looking For As An American Idol Judge?
After weeks of negotiations and holdouts caused by apparent budget restraints, American Idol is close to finalizing its judging panel. What a journey it’s been.
Why Does Ivanka Trump Keep Dropping in to Say Hello?
A Wednesday report from The Atlantic outlining the deal Democrats struck with Donald Trump to package Hurricane Harvey relief with a three-month extension of government funding and a deal to raise the debt ceiling included a surprise appearance from America’s more visible first daughter. Ivanka Trump joined the…
Hello From the Pits of Hell: Mike Huckabee Has Released an Adele-Themed Music Video
I am completely overwhelmed.
Watch Adele Rap 'I'll Eat Ya Brain' and Other Lines From Nicki Minaj's 'Monster' Verse
Nicki Minaj’s perfect, erratic verse on “Monster” stands as one of the greatest in rap history. It’s okay to attempt it on your own, but only if you’re willing to go to ridiculous lengths and fully commit to the wild hand gestures and cartoonish voice. Adele, hello?
Hello, It's Celine Dion
Here’s famous Candian Celine Dion covering Adele’s ubiquitous single, “Hello.” Between the classic Dion hand gestures and the New Year-specific lyrics (“Be safe.” I will. Thank you Celine), this cover is the funniest thing 2016 has yet to produce.
What Will Adele's 56-Date North American Tour Do to Her Vocal Cords? A Chart
Adele announced the dates for her upcoming North American tour on Monday, and I’m starting to get nervous about what 56 performances of songs like “Hello” and “Chasing Pavements” will do to her voice. Will the followup to 25 be an ambient album filled with the synthesized wails and moans of a musical artist having to…
SNL Jokes About the Power of Adele's 'Hello,' Syrian Refugees and Star Wars
Another Saturday; another uneven Saturday Night Live. The Matthew McConaughey-hosted episode had a few funny moments including a parody of Fox & Friends, spoof auditions for Star Wars: The Force Awakens, and a Thanksgiving-inspired sketch about the power of Adele.
Who Did This Cover of Adele's 'Hello'?
This is a call for our society to come together and figure out what exactly is going on here, because even though NewNowNext writes that it’s Rita Ora singing Adele’s “Hello” in a language she spontaneously “made up” on Capital FM, it’s possible that something more supernatural is going on like some form of…
Rating Every Great (& Shitty) Soundcloud Remix of Adele's 'Hello' So Far
Despite Adele having broken records, brains, and hearts with her new, blue single “Hello,” everyone knows that a hit isn’t really a hit until it has accrued a gaggle of dance remixes on Soundcloud, ideally half of which are no-turning-back terrible. Luckily, if there’s ever a hitmaker, it’s Adele. In this very serious…
Adele Drops New Single 'Hello,' Complete With Moody Video
Hello, it’s Adele, with her new single “Hello” and a moody, sepia-toned video. Opening shot: looking out a window filled with dead bugs. Welcome back, Adele!
Wordlessly Smiling Mitch McConnell Is the Internet's New Favorite Toy
Ever wanted to watch Mitch McConnell smiling, set to the dulcet sounds of "Pony," by Ginuwine? The answer to that question is almost certainly no, but such a video now exists, and it will haunt your dreams for weeks.
Welcome to Sunday!
Hi everyone! I'm Johanna, and I'll be your Jezebel writer-friend today, bloggin' from Chicago. Did you sleep well? Have any cool dreams? Tell us about them in the comments—especially if they involved Snooki becoming a professional wrestler!
Back In Raggedy Ann's Day, We Called That A "Heart."
With Hello Kitty, it's a nipple-slip. Granted, Raggedy Ann didn't wear a bikini. [BuzzFeed]
Fashion Designers Continue To Be Full Of Political Opinions
Elizabeth Taylor's Not Dead Yet
As we leafed through UK's Hello magazine, it was good to see Elizabeth Taylor out and about celebrating her 75th birthday in Vegas recently:
Quote of the Day: Elle McPherson
Proving that being a multi-millionairess super-model businesswoman does absolutely nothing to distort your image of the world, Elle McPherson give a touching interview to the UK's Hello Magazine, where she reveals, that far from living in a gilded tower of luxury, she has real problems and challenges to face in life…
