"[High end prostitutes] enjoy it...They feel like they're not being taken advantage of any longer—they understand the situation, and they don't get their heart broken. It's just like being a mortician: You could just see people that are dead and you don't get involved with them emotionally. Same thing as a working

Our favorite green collar madam has spoken out on Spitzjizzgate! "I'm sure he wanted anal sex without condoms," she tells Radar, adding that the Hollywood Madam was "speculating but strangely confident." Which makes sense: unprotected anal sex between a straight man and a straight woman is technically safer than