You can recognize a Bossip headline instantly. For starters, they’re usually ten words too long, rife with clever alliteration and celebrity nicknames (that’s Ms. ‘soft-boiled ostrich egg’ Taylor Swift to you, okay?), and easily some of the most intriguing headlines you’ll ever want to click on. And The New York Times…

One of the few things that brought me reliable joy in the wake of Trump’s election last year was the Daily Mail’s goofy tendency to put select words in all caps in its headlines in. Sometimes this serves to really EMPHASIZE how SENSATIONAL a story is, even though you COULD ALREADY TELL since you have EYES and are…

Because life is suffering and joy is where you find it, I want to just take a moment to salute the selective-to-the-point-of-being-nonsensical capitalization that’s been happening in headlines on the website of the UK paper The Daily Mail. While the Mail needs no help achieving ridiculousness, these headlines push the…

When we aggregate, we seek to bring something new to a story. But there are times when an Omaha man finds a bunch of pot brownies, eats them, gets what a reasonable person would term “too high,” uses reprehensible language towards his cat, and crashes headlong into the stuff of local news headline-legend.

The New York Times published an article about precipitation in California today with the headline “Thanks to El Niño, Thirsty California Is Suddenly All Wet.” Now that’s what you call a state of arousal! Bye!