Sorry if you got your hopes up about Happy Endings possibly being un-cancelled. That was just a sick April Fools’ Joke.
Which one of you cold, dead harpy bastards said love was dead? Oh, all of you? Well you were all wrong!
Have you been watching ABC's Happy Endings? Probably not and you know how I know that? Because no one watches it! It's constantly on the brink of getting cancelled which is a goddam tragedy seeing as no sitcom on TV right now has more laugh-out-loud moments than this one.
In this week's TV roundup, Bruno Mars charms on SNL, butt chugging gets a shout out on New Girl and Stephen Colbert stops by The Office.
In this week's TV roundup, Winter is still coming, Ron Swanson from Parks and Recreation and Darryl from The Office argue about sports, Adam Pally sings Madonna and Jeff Goldblum taps it.
In this week's TV roundup, things are still bad between everyone's favorite couple Troy and Abed, Simon Pegg is trolling his Twitter followers, Smash demonstrates that it doesn't always get better and Aziz Ansari talks about hanging out with the president.
In this week's TV roundup, Troy and Abed are on the rocks, Ewan McGregor wants Louie CK to put his money where his mouth is, Lady Gaga talks kids and Bethenny Frankel shows off a little more than she bargains for.
In this week's TV roundup, we toast the return of Community, the Muppets make the rounds, Jessica Simpson is very pregnant, and Will Ferrell and Nick Offerman get drunk on Today while wearing bathrobes.
In this week's TV roundup, Ben gets some competition for best campaign manager in Pawnee on Parks and Rec, Jackie Collins and Oprah take a very 80's limo ride, a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model gets freaky with some bread and meat and Taylor Kitsch is still beautiful beautiful Taylor Kitsch.
TV hasn't always been a force for good in the realm of gay rights. But now a new trend may be emerging: portrayals of straight dudes who are, shockingly, not huge homophobes.
Good news for those whose heart ached after seeing the heartbreaking photos of the lonely, ginger seal all alone in the desolate, wintry countryside whom nobody wanted: Nafanya has a home. The rare, albino seal now resides in the Akvatoria dolphinarium in Russia, where he has quickly become the star attraction.
On last night's episode of Happy Endings, Alex was set up on a date with Liam, a wealthy big-spender type who has the tendency to go all out on their dates. On their first date, he rented out an entire restaurant. Then he had a private dancer teach them the dance from Private Dancer. When she asked for a simple…
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Whoopi Goldberg demonstrates how not to poop-and-text, Josh Groban appears on The Office as Andy's brother, Survivor has a nasty meat challenge, and Tamera Mowry enjoys her sister breast milk. Tasty!
After yesterday's post about dudes getting happy endings at massage parlors, we got an email on the tipline asking if there are any places for ladies to get a little digital satisfaction along with a rubdown. Well we found a place. It's a little island called Menopauseland, where attractive middle aged women hang with…
Finally a kidnapping story that ends in a homecoming. 6 months preggers Toledo attorney Karyn McConnell Hancock is home safe and sound after being kidnapped last week. Her husband speculates that Hancock was kidnapped because a case her father, Toledo Municipal Court Judge C. Allen McConnell, tried had angered the…